TMI thread. Discussion of sensitive ADULT issues/triggers. Enter with awareness!

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by louielouie2000

Depends on your settings regarding how many posts you want to view per page. My settings show this thread only has 38 pages





You say that, yet you bring up poo and your dislike of poo conversation again and again. Something Freudian trying to slip out?

I had no idea we could alter how many posts showed up on a page. How do I change that???


Do NOT start up with me. I know where you live.

[RockAlot]

Cat Scratch Fever~ Ted Nugent~

I can make a pussy purr with the stroke of my palm!?!? (or comething like that)

Always found it srtange you can have lyrics like these but god forbind you use words like, ***** or f*ck etc. played on the radio!

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by chiliD

Uhh...no.

I guess that's just from my own thing about the anus being an "out" door, not an "in" door.

Hey, I think after 30 years I finally understand what Led Zeppelin meant when they titled their album In Through The Out Door....wow!!! A little "slow", there, chili?

The Zep title has never occurred to me.
I guess I'm slow, too!

Although I have been known to ask people if they're a member of Led Zep, when they're entering through an exit door. No one, has ever gotten that joke....

[louielouie2000]

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

I had no idea we could alter how many posts showed up on a page. How do I change that???

Go to the "User CP" tab at the top left hand side of your screen.

Click "Edit Options"

then scroll down to "Number Of Posts To Show Per Page" and chose from the pull down menu how many you want to see.

I personally chose 40 (the maximum)... I get so tripped up having to flip back and forth through so many pages trying to find posts. Especially since I have to keep track of stuff being a moderator.

[daniellaaarisen]

Originally Posted by LittleCharmer

Seems I'm alone in my desire for quasi-violent, occasionally bloody, bitemarks-and-bruising sex.

I'll just get my coat..

Not menstrual blood, I hasten to add.

I'll do quasi-violent but if I'm in legitimate "oh my God OW" pain, it's no fun. I like a little pain

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by daniellaaarisen

I'll do quasi-violent but if I'm in legitimate "oh my God OW" pain, it's no fun. I like a little pain

Me too. Especially if I'm buzzing my ass off!

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by louielouie2000

Go to the "User CP" tab at the top left hand side of your screen.

Click "Edit Options"

then scroll down to "Number Of Posts To Show Per Page" and chose from the pull down menu how many you want to see.

I personally chose 40 (the maximum)... I get so tripped up having to flip back and forth through so many pages trying to find posts. Especially since I have to keep track of stuff being a moderator.

Done! Thanks!

[bretonbanquet]

Originally Posted by markolas

For truth.

A few of my favorites:

- Keep on Churning (Till the Butter Comes) - Wynonie Harris

- What Is it That Tastes Like Gravy? - Tampa Red

- Need a Little Sugar in My Bowl - Bessie Smith

- Shave 'Em Dry - Lucille Bogan
(any song that begins with the lyrics "I got nipples on my titties big as the end of my thumb" is a true classic that everyone ought to hear, IMO)

- Work With Me Annie - Hank Ballard & the Midnighters

- Let Me Bang Your Box - The Toppers

A bluesman well-known for this stuff was Bo Carter. Not all of it was thinly disguised

Ram Rod Daddy
Pin in Your Cushion
Banana in Your Fruit Basket
Please Warm My Wiener
Don't Mash My Digger So Deep
My Pencil Won't Write No More

etc etc.

[chiliD]

Originally Posted by bretonbanquet

A bluesman well-known for this stuff was Bo Carter. Not all of it was thinly disguised

Ram Rod Daddy
Pin in Your Cushion
Banana in Your Fruit Basket
Please Warm My Wiener
Don't Mash My Digger So Deep
My Pencil Won't Write No More

etc etc.

Yeah, I mentioned Bo in my earlier post.

[bretonbanquet]

Originally Posted by chiliD

Yeah, I mentioned Bo in my earlier post.

Lol sorry, I have to skim through this thread to avoid being traumatised - must have missed your post

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by mylittledemon

Happened to me! God it was embarrassing. I was limp as a f*ckin noodle, too.

OMFG. What did you say? Did the doctor say anything?
Did you have a smoke afterward?

[vivfox]

I remember a long time ago some article quoting Stevie as saying she hates being in the recording studio for long periods of time and hates long tours and the writer wondered what she was doing in the music business.

Reminds me of myself somewhat in that I am a Gay man yet I don't like anal sex and I never swallow. In fact, don't even let that sheet touch my skin. Don't want to see it, smell it or touch it. Once it comes out, put it immediately in a tissue and throw that sucker in the trash.

[daniellaaarisen]

Originally Posted by vivfox

I remember a long time ago some article quoting Stevie as saying she hates being in the recording studio for long periods of time and hates long tours and the writer wondered what she was doing in the music business.

Reminds me of myself somewhat in that I am a Gay man yet I don't like anal sex and I never swallow. In fact, don't even let that sheet touch my skin. Don't want to see it, smell it or touch it. Once it comes out, put it immediately in a tissue and throw that sucker in the trash.

How do I like both of those things and you don't yet I'm a straight female? Sounds like the roles should be reversed

[LikeAWillow]

For people who don't swallow, don't you find it to be more of a hassle to need to look around for a place to spit? I'm not in love with the taste, and if I'm giving an early morning blow job and haven't had anything else in my stomach yet, it definitely makes me sick, but swallowing has always seemed like so much less work.

[daniellaaarisen]

Originally Posted by LikeAWillow

For people who don't swallow, don't you find it to be more of a hassle to need to look around for a place to spit? I'm not in love with the taste, and if I'm giving an early morning blow job and haven't had anything else in my stomach yet, it definitely makes me sick, but swallowing has always seemed like so much less work.

Agreed (minus the distaste for it-- I have zero problems with the taste , texture, etc). That could be because I barely ever taste it when I give head because I make sure they shoot in the back of my throat (I know, major TMI)so I can just swallow and be done with it. I'd deal with the taste/texture MORE if I spit.