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Favorite odd/funny song lyrics?
Ok, so I'm completely bored and searching for a topic we've not covered here. Then Pandora radio threw me a bone of creativity!
Ever hear a line in a song that makes you say: WTF?!? I'll start with my reigning favorite: Bjork: Possibly Maybe: "I suck my tongue in remembrance of you..." I snicker every effin time I hear that line! |
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"Talk about a low down bad Refrigerator, you were just too cool for school" James Dean by The Eagles
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Hope you guys don't mind I chose a Stevie line
"It makes no difference at all cause I wear boots all summer long" |
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Since you've been gone, it's a losing battle. Stampeding cattle they rattle the wall. It makes No Difference by The Band.
Mick
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The large print giveth And the small print taketh away -Tom Waits |
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"Lying in her bed a brick fell on her head, plaster finally crumbled and dropped it's load oh oh. Now the building was condemned, recycled used again, the brick that smashed her brain is now a road in Maine."
- Inner City Spillover by Debbie Harry Never fails to amuse me. |
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Deborah Harry - The Date
Debravation (8 1/2) Producer's (Director's) Cut Hear ye! Hear ye! C'mon all you hungry ones This is a story 'bout the bitches with the business cards And about the squeezers when they think that they're the only ones She shot him in the parking lot because he made her stockings run Defense got messy coz he covered her with cookie crumbs Her feet felt sticky cos beer hit her in her pumps Then he broke her bed coz he weighed about a thousand pounds I always had to watch where he parked his heavy guns And he got my hair in his hubba double bubble gum Why did he have to beat him when it could've been just anyone? Later in the afternoon I had a mighty hunch That I looked and felt like a piece of his old lunch A sleaze boy in a roll-up cos' my custard got all greasy And my face turned green but by then I felt real queazy I couldn't go back home I was lookin' too sleazy I should've shot him then you know it would've been real easy Fish, fish jump in in my dish Something in his voice when he said "Yo Miss" Fish, fish jump in in my dish Something in his voice said he couldn't resist Said fish, fish jump in in my dish About when I met you and you said I was the very best I should've known that's what you say to all the rest I told you then that your images were hollow and you're not the type of cat that I would choose to follow Maybe you're perplex that your venture isn't working I guess you think my chain only needs a little jerking So why'd you look surprised Just because I blew your brains out Love gets messy and that's what it's all about Pullin' up to my house in his Porsche with a telephone Droolin' in the driveway he bit the dog and took his bone Drivin' to the movies at ninety miles an hour "I was in a hurry so I didnt take a shower. Now I got a picture that I know you'd die to see it's 'Rambo meets Godzilla' number seveny-three" During the excitement while I paused to take a nap I walk up as he tried to put his head into my lap Fish, fish jump in in my dish Something in his voice when he said "yo Miss" Fish, fish jump in in my dish Something in his voice said he couldn't resist I said fish, fish jump in in my dish And Rambo beat Godzilla for the seventy-third time I thought I'd made my final move and get out with my mind I think I got a headache quite crude is how I feel ? diversion down at Wang's house of ? Oh god Okay I should've been suspicious when his fingers hit the dishes when he ate the fortune cookies he even ate the wishes No matter where he was always on the prowl If he didn't find a bite to eat he opened up his mouth to howl He had such an appetite he must've been an alien When I saw the chicken bones it was easy trailing him When he asked for water while the waiter put the bucket in Naturally it crossed my mind how did I get stuck with him Said you better take me home coz now it's gettin' late I wasn't too surprised at how easy he could mutate Just like in the movie his head began to rotate suddenly I saw Cecilia with her eyeballs on a plate I knew I had to shoot him I couldn't stand a second date His lips are coming at me I said "better dead then and fed" That's when I pulled my 45 and shot him in the head Fish, fish jump in in my dish Something in his voice when he said "Yo Miss" Fish, fish jump in in my dish Something in his voice said he couldn't resist I said fish, fish jump in in my dish Next time you're out hunting be sure to stand guard 'cos no-one's in a hurry for the ultimate reward The moral of the story's one that shouldn't be ignored hell hath no fury like a woman who's bored |
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"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains" Shakira - Whenever, Wherever
WTF?
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Harry Nilsson's "You're Breakin' My Heart".
You're breakin' my heart, you're tearin' it apart, so f**k you All I want to do, is have a good time, now I'm blue You wanna boogaloo, run down to Tramps, have a dance or two--ooh!! You're breaking my heart, you're tearin' it apart, but f**k you You're breakin' my heart, You're tearin' it apart Ooh!!--ooh!! You stepped on my ass, you're breaking my glasses too You wanna drive my car, buy a lot of stuff, I've had enough of you--ooh!! I'm goin' insane, there's no one to blame, so f**k you You've gotta have your way, there's nothin' left to say, there's nothin' left to do--ooh!! You're breakin' my heart, you're tearin' it apart, so f**k you You've gotta have your way, there's nothin' left to say, there's nothin' left to do--ooh!! You're breakin' my heart, you're tearin' it apart, but I love you
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Among God's creations, two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes in order not to be separated from the man.---Andres Segovia |
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For a total whiskey tango foxtrot experience, I cannot recommend "MacArthur Park" enough. Most people have heard the song, of course, and recognize it, but I've had a lot of experiences with people that never really paid attention to the actual lyrics and always do this, "Wait, that's a joke, right?" thing when I recite them.
I mean...striped pair of pants? Cake left in the rain? "I don't think I can take it, cos it took so long to bake it, and I'll never have that recipe again. OHHHH NOOOOO!"? It's the "OHHHH NOOOO!" that always kills me. Spring was never waiting for us, girl It ran one step ahead As we followed in the dance Between the parted pages and were pressed In love's hot, fevered iron Like a striped pair of pants MacArthur Park is melting in the dark All the sweet, green icing flowing down Someone left the cake out in the rain I don't think that I can take it 'Cause it took so long to bake it And I'll never have that recipe again Oh, no! I recall the yellow cotton dress Foaming like a wave On the ground around your knees The birds, like tender babies in your hands And the old men playing checkers by the trees MacArthur Park is melting in the dark All the sweet, green icing flowing down Someone left the cake out in the rain I don't think that I can take it 'Cause it took so long to bake it And I'll never have that recipe again Oh, no! (break) There will be another song for me For I will sing it There will be another dream for me Someone will bring it I will drink the wine while it is warm And never let you catch me looking at the sun And after all the loves of my life After all the loves of my life You'll still be the one I will take my life into my hands and I will use it I will win the worship in their eyes and I will lose it I will have the things that I desire And my passion flow like rivers through the sky And after all the loves of my life After all the loves of my life I'll be thinking of you And wondering why (break) MacArthur Park is melting in the dark All the sweet, green icing flowing down Someone left the cake out in the rain I don't think that I can take it 'Cause it took so long to bake it And I'll never have that recipe again Oh, no! Oh, no No, no Oh no!!
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Malanderer, Badlander and Thief, Est. 1982 All the same, baby. All the same. "You never know what I'll do. I've resequenced my show. I'm a master at sequencing. I'm the one who sequenced for Fleetwood Mac. I sequenced 'Rumours.' Everyone loves my sequences. They're fun.'' |
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If You C Jordan- Something Corporate
"I don't care if you dye your hair, you'll always be a little red head bitch!"
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-John You are allowed to feel messed up and inside out. It doesn't mean you're defective - it just means you're human.
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"Cause my swagger's serious, something heavy like a first day period"
Feedback-Janet Jackson |
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Heh...
"While you are sleeping, I steal your ear ring " - "The End of This Chapter" by Sonata Arctica
"You live in a CC dream, with your machine" - "Weballergy" by Sonata Arctica "sailing on the seven seize the day tripper diem's ready jack the ripper owens wilson phillips and my supper's ready lucy in the sky with diamond daves not here I come to save the day for nightmare cinema show me the way to get back home again flying off the handle with careful with that axe eugene gene the dance machine messiah light my fire gabba gabba hey hey my my generation's home again" - "Octavarium" by Dream Theater
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"To acknowledge death is to accept freedom and responsibility." "Fleetwood Mac and its fans remind me of a toilet plunger...keep bringing up old sh*t..." |
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"Jane plays with Willy and Willy's happy again"Peter Gabriel - Games Without Frontiers
*Peter Griffin chuckle* |
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