TMI thread. Discussion of sensitive ADULT issues/triggers. Enter with awareness! - Page 12

kak125 · #**166** 12-10-2010, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

HAHAHA, yes, once.
I play in a band, and most places, we get whatever drinks we want, for free. Well, that weekend, I was into drinking "Grasshoppers"(creme de menthe, with ice cream). Well, over the course of the entire weekend, I had probably 15-20 grasshoppers. Sunday, I got up and went to the bathroom.....after about 30 seconds of sheer panic, of why I could be dying.....I realized that 20 grasshoppers, will indeed, turn your poo green!

Oh my thats hysterical! Yeah I was really panicky at the time but then 2 days later it was fine. Maybe it was just that I ate alot of green beans at one sitting or something but then again you think you wouldnt see it the next day right?

louielouie2000 · #**167** 12-10-2010, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

HAHAHA, yes, once. Well, that weekend, I was into drinking "Grasshoppers"(creme de menthe, with ice cream). Well, over the course of the entire weekend, I had probably 15-20 grasshoppers. Sunday, I got up and went to the bathroom.....after about 30 seconds of sheer panic, of why I could be dying.....I realized that 20 grasshoppers, will indeed, turn your poo green!

I had the exact same thing happen to me!

I'm glad I'm not alone... the greenness seriously freaked me out.

GypsySorcerer · #**168** 12-10-2010, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

Really? That's like going to the movies, and walking out before the end! Even when I've promised to pull out, I was lying.

, but I was.

I've often wondered about that....because isn't the vaginal canal only like 6-7 inches long? Wouldn't douching or something, help "rinse" out an object? Or once it's way up there, there's no moving it?

God, I love this thread!

I wouldn't believe any guy who said he was going to pull out.

But I guess my mom and dad REALLY didn't want to have another kid.

There would be no way to rinse it out. She said she just couldn't reach it.

On a side note, I had forgotten how much I hate the word douche. Thanks for reminding me, Dave.

MissLadyLoki · #**169** 12-10-2010, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by louielouie2000

I had the exact same thing happen to me!

I'm glad I'm not alone... the greenness seriously freaked me out.

Same here

I think I had it once and, on the actual occasion i looked, I thought there was something seriously wrong. See, this is what happens when youre related to people who create their own symptoms!

HomerMcvie · #**170** 12-10-2010, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by louielouie2000

I had the exact same thing happen to me!

I'm glad I'm not alone... the greenness seriously freaked me out.

Haha. Mine had an almost fluorescent green GLOW to it.
My first thought was, oh sh*t, I'm dying.

It took about 30 seconds of thought process, until I figured out that it was all that creme de menthe!!!

holidayroad · #**171** 12-10-2010, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by HejiraNYC

Oh, also, in the spirit of TMI, I was circumcised the summer I turned 9.

I don't recall wearing pants that entire summer... Traumatized doesn't event begin to describe it... For literally the next 15 years, showering or bathing was an excruciating experience. You're welcome.

Was it really horrible? My son (8) wasn't circumsized at birth because of some other medical issues. His doctor said he may have to be circumsized at some point in the future. I have never met anyone else who had it done later in life, so I would like to know more about your experience. That way, I'll know what to expect.

RickRobert · #**172** 12-10-2010, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by HejiraNYC

Oh, also, in the spirit of TMI, I was circumcised the summer I turned 9.

I don't recall wearing pants that entire summer... Traumatized doesn't event begin to describe it... For literally the next 15 years, showering or bathing was an excruciating experience. You're welcome.

*Grimace*

HomerMcvie · #**173** 12-10-2010, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by HejiraNYC

Oh, also, in the spirit of TMI, I was circumcised the summer I turned 9.

I don't recall wearing pants that entire summer... Traumatized doesn't event begin to describe it... For literally the next 15 years, showering or bathing was an excruciating experience. You're welcome.

You know, I've wondered about this, too. WHY was it excruciating, for 15 years??? Because the head never got calloused enough?

I have a friend, who's 18, and uncircumcised. He wishes that he was, but is terrified, of how much it must hurt, and for how long.

Even though it's becoming a dated practice, I would like to say, "thank you, Mom and Dad, for mutilating your son's penis". Really. I'm so glad I'm circumcised.

T.M.I.

louielouie2000 · #**174** 12-10-2010, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

Even though it's becoming a dated practice, I would like to say, "thank you, Mom and Dad, for mutilating your son's penis". Really. I'm so glad I'm circumcised.

You and me both, brother!

I'm thankful mine was done skillfully, as well... I've seen some real hack jobs in my day!

MissLadyLoki · #**175** 12-10-2010, 08:48 PM

I don't really understand the whole thing about whether or not a guy should get circumcized. Can one of you elaborate for me?

TerraRhiannon · #**176** 12-10-2010, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by MissLadyLoki

I don't really understand the whole thing about whether or not a guy should get circumcized. Can one of you elaborate for me?

I didn't want to ask this, so thanks Cassie.

Isn't it easier to keep clean or something if you don't have your foreskin?

APerfectLie · #**177** 12-10-2010, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by HejiraNYC

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Just for you.

APerfectLie · #**178** 12-10-2010, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by TerraRhiannon

I didn't want to ask this, so thanks Cassie.

Isn't it easier to keep clean or something if you don't have your foreskin?

That and it looks like an anteater if it isn't!

MissLadyLoki · #**179** 12-10-2010, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by APerfectLie

That and it looks like an anteater if it isn't!

So, it's all about how it looks if you get the choppy on your tusk done?

Also, I heard a tale once that sex is better when uncircumcized. is that true?

HomerMcvie · #**180** 12-10-2010, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by TerraRhiannon

I didn't want to ask this, so thanks Cassie.

Isn't it easier to keep clean or something if you don't have your foreskin?

Well, old school of thought was, AFAIK, was the disease HID, under the foreskin. And probably 100 years ago, if people only bathed once a week, this was probably true. Or today, with the French!

There was also evidence of lowered cancer risk, on the penis. Not that I've ever known anyone with penis cancer. And I seem to remember something about lower incidence of syphilis, among circumcised men.

Edit, and I also remember there was supposed to be less incidences of masturbation, since an UNcircumcised penis, sort of has it's own built in "pocket pussy".