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Flatulence Humor
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Don't blame it on me Blame it on my wild fart.... Thunder only happens When I eat cabbage.... And it brings up the wind and it rises around you in pillars of odor.....
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Funny ....
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Oh my god!!! Now the rooms are on fire and there are too many ghosts in that fog!!!
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I would tell Christine Perfect, "You're Christine f***ing McVie, and don't you forget it!" |
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and I saw my reflection
in the snow covered hills til the gas cloud brought me down...
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It will be one of us...
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I would tell Christine Perfect, "You're Christine f***ing McVie, and don't you forget it!" |
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Wait a minute baby
Stay with me awhile Said you'd give me gas But you never told me about the Flatulence Drowning in the sea of the vapers Where everyone would eventually pass one But now it's gone It doesn't matter what for When you cut the cheese Then let one rip |
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The last line really got me.. lol
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I would tell Christine Perfect, "You're Christine f***ing McVie, and don't you forget it!" |
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And he was just like a great brown mist
Within the start of a storm I think I had met my match, he was doing the one-cheek sneak And undoing, and undoing the Butt burp Undoing the Butt burp |
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Just like a big loud fart
Clears the room sends people running Pew baby pew said pew Just like a big loud fart Clears the room sends people running Pew baby pew said pew And the gas bombs fly like a turd in the wind in the stench that is my own I flatulate again Said to my friend (everything stinks) Baby.. . fresh air matters... He had no more than a gas pain then... Well he almost sharted-- Foulness within him... But the moment That I first laid Farts. on. him. Just about to.... suffocate....
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Last edited by bombaysaffires; 04-03-2016 at 10:27 PM.. |
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LOL ... it's been a loooong, weird weekend and somehow the odd turn of this thread just fit into the rest of the bizarre-ness
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