Funny, lame or kooky sayings you like

[gretchen]

-Nice trouser luggage!
-I lost my boobs in a dieting accident
-How much did it cost? Free 99!
-Five finger discount
-Roll em in honey and release the fire ants!
-When I wanna hear from the cheap seats, I'll throw up a flare, sir
-Was it a Heineken?? It WAS!!!
-Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining
-did you take that over any sweet jumps?
-I see you're on that famous Beer and Mustard diet
-don't write a check yo butt can't cash
-by the power of my ass...
-Severe sparkage!
-Mixed grillage
-Oooh, nachos...
-ditz factor 95
-I got hit in the "ballular region"
-how about a Fresca?
-Skills on my jok!
-that's kewl
-flick my bic baby
-slip your hand inside of my glove
-severe flamage!

[estranged4life]

My ever popular and constantly used "Okie Dokie"

[ryan8472]

Random exclamations (some courtesy of Anchorman*):

"Knights of Columbus!"*
"By the beard of Zeus!"*
"Lucifer's Cauldron, it's hot in here"
"Christ it's cold. It's like polar bears and penguins"
"SHOWN"
"I've already risen, buddy"
"Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades."

We're all sarcastic and witty in this family, so most of the things that I say are really random, and inside jokes.

[mikeschmike]

• "What's the deal, glockenspiel?"
• Fukc 'em if they can't take a joke
• Oh for (insert random word here)'s sake!
• You ain't got to worry 'bout me Joe Rogan! (only used when speaking in the Tyrone Biggums style)
• Just shut up and do it
• Pfft
  

[ELIUD]

-You can't kill bad grass.
-Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
-Let's not and say we did!
-Don't call me "girl", "bitch", "woman" or "Miss Thing".
-He pings my dar. (from Greggy on another board).

[GypsySorcerer]

-Rode hard and put up wet
-Christ on a cracker/crutch
-What's the deal, pickle?
-Ape****
-Busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest

[carrie721]

Originally Posted by GypsySorcerer

-Busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest

omg!! i love it

[Jen77]

Originally Posted by ryan8472

"Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades."

My dad used to say this to me all the time.

[gypsyangels]

P.M.S

Putting Up with Mens ****!

[gretchen]

Originally Posted by GypsySorcerer

-Rode hard and put up wet
-Christ on a cracker/crutch
-What's the deal, pickle? -Ape****
-Busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest

lol!!!!

[Katherine~]

Originally Posted by GypsySorcerer

-Rode hard and put up wet

-Busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest

LOL!!

[~*BellaDonna*~]

I used to say this freqently whenever I reached my limit...
"Go sit on a rock and rotate it."
It doesn't make a darn bit of sense, but it'd make my family and friends laugh like idiots.