Are they hotties?

[sparky]

Paris Hilton ? Yikes.

She is the perfect example of a word a friend of mine and I came up with years ago. It was created for a long-limbed, greasy looking girl with a bad attitude and a face like clubfoot. Paris Hilton fits it perfectly - GANGLESKANK.

[dissention]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
And BTW, cheers to any list that leaves out the brainless, talentless, and overexposed Paris Hilton.

Ick. That chick is just...not proportioned. Eat something besides an Altoid, Paris.

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by sparky
Paris Hilton ? Yikes.

She is the perfect example of a word a friend of mine and I came up with years ago. It was created for a long-limbed, greasy looking girl with a bad attitude and a face like clubfoot. Paris Hilton fits it perfectly - GANGLESKANK.

And Nicole Ritchie would be a...Garglescreech?

- Jake

[EricBliss12345]

That's awesome they left out Paris! I kind of think she's a pig anyways. Are Christina or Britney on there? I don't think I saw them, but I did scan through that kinda fast. They are also a couple of swines.

I think it's awesome they put Dave Grohl on there, who wouldn't be an obvious choice at all. I'd hardly call him a hotty but he seems like he's got a great personality.

Was Matt Damon on there? He should be!

Justin....I'm so ****in' sick of him. He looks nice but he's a total ****ing buffoon, can't stand him.

How about Ryan Phillipe? He should be number one! I also don't understand all the hoopla about Ben Affleck and whoever that other fool was near the top of the list. I think Jon Mayer looks like a bloated China doll.

[dissention]

Originally posted by EricBliss12345
I think Jon Mayer looks like a bloated China doll.

I think he's a drug addict; just look at his eyes.

[WelshWitchPMD]

56 Laura Prepon (She's cool/different because of her red hair)

I am glad that she made this list. I always thought that she was very pretty on "That 70's Show".

[estranged4life]

today in my wife's hospital room...Thank GOD she turned it off (It made her more sick to watch it...LOL!!!) before I added an extra cost to her medical bill by chunking the TV out of the 3rd story floor!!!

Gee, seems ALL the Viacom "music" channels are more interested in looks than music...

Brian j.

[golden braid]

I'm just so tired of all of Vh1's lists. They all seem very similar to each with the same people over and over again.

[Gypsy-Rhiannon]

They should do seperate lists for men and women...

100 Amy Smart (Who?)
99 Gavin Rossdale (He is ok)
98 Jessica Biel (Who)
97 Russell Crowe (Loved him in Gladiator)
96 Vivica A. Fox (Who?)
95 Heather Graham (Don't think much to her really
94 Olivier Martinez (He is quite nice... currently dating Kylie Minogue but rumoured to have had a thing with #2 on this list!)
93 Lucy Lui (Pretty)
92 Dave Grohl (Who?
91 Keira Knightley (Pretty in a very thin sort of way!)
90 Courteney Cox (She is ok)
89 Pharrell (Who?
88 Olsen Twins (Cute is a good word for them)
87 Billy Crudup (Who)
86 Serena Williams (Ewww.. why is she on this list?)
85 Ashley Judd (I think she is stunning)
84 Jared Leto (Can't picture him right now
83 Shakira (Nah)
82 Ben Affleck (Not my cup of tea and a minus point for dating j-lo)
81 Charlize Theron (Very pretty)
80 Adrianna Lima (Who??
79 Alyssa Milano (I think she's stunning too)
78 Sean William Scott (Who?)
77 Christina Aguilera (Bleck - love her music tho)
76 Orlando Bloom (Hubba hubba!!)
75 Kylie Minogue (She has no shape but she has good taste in men as she is dating #94 )
74 John Stamos (Who?)
73 Brittany Murphy (Who?)
72 Matthew McCounaughey (He is ok)
71 Eva Mendes (Who?)
70 John Mayer (have no idea what he looks like!)
69 Sarah Michelle Gellar (Can't stand her...)
68 Jake Gyllenhall (Who?)
67 Gabrielle Union (Who?)
66 Scarlett Johannsen (Who?)
65 Tyrese (Who?)
64 Penelope Cruz (She is ok)
63 Ashanti (Don't know what she looks like)
62 Jenna Jameson (Who?)
61 The Rock (nice muscles!)
60 Rebecca Romijn Stamos (Who?)
59 Denzel Washington (Ok)
58 Kate Bosworth (Who?)
57 Andy Roddick (Who?)
56 Laura Prepon (Who?)
55 Antonio Banderas (Nah for looks but sexy accent)
54 Tyra Banks (Very pretty)
53 Chris Cornell (Who?)
52 Naomi Watts (Who?)
51 Nick Lachey (Who?)
50 Catherine Zeta-Jones (Another stunner)
49 Paul Walker (Who?)
48 Julia Roberts (I think she is gorgeous)
47 LL Cool J (Who?)
46 Jessica Alba (Pretty)
45 Derek Jeter (Who?)
44 Heather Locklear (Never rated her much)
43 Mandy Moore (Don't know what she looks like)
42 Prince William (Yuck)
41 Katie Holmes (Who?)
40 Brooke Burns (Who?)
39 Heath Ledger (Heard of him... don't know what he looks like)
38 Kate Hudson (She is cute)
37 David Beckham (Fantastic body.. not many brain cells, minus points for being married to blecktoria )
36 Gisele (Too thin)
35 Kate Beckinsale (She is pretty)
34 Hugh Jackman (Who?)
33 Gwen Stefani (She's ok)
32 Josh Hartnett (Nah)
31 Nicole Kidman (No way)
30 Denise Richards (Pretty)
29 Jude Law (He's ok)
28 Diane Lane (She's ok)
27 Mekhi Phifer (Who?)
26 Anna Kournikova (Nah)
25 Salma Hayek (My hubbys fave - stunning figure)
24 Eminem (Ugh)
23 Carmen Electra (Nah)
22 Demi Moore (Never liked her much)
21 Adrien Brody (Who?)
20 Jessica Simpson (Pretty)
19 Jennifer Aniston (Another of my hubbys faves - she does look stunning in Friends)
18 Tom Cruise (Never liked him much)
17 Cameron Diaz (Pretty face - no shape to her figure tho)
16 George Clooney (HE IS MINE!! I LOVE HIM TO BITS! SHOULD BE NUMBER ONE!!!!)
15 Mischa Barton (who?)
14 Justin Timberlake (Nah)
13 Jennifer Garner (Don't know what she looks like)
12 Colin Farrell (He is quite nice)
11 J. Lo's Ass (LOL!)
10 Viggo Mortensen (As Aragorn he is hot hot hot... in his civvies he is not not not!))
9 Pam Anderson (I've always liked Pam (not in a sexual way) )
8 50 cent (Who?)
7 Halle Berry (Gorgeous)
6 Brad Pitt (He is yummy)
5 Johnny Depp (He is quite yummy)
4 Britney Spears (Nah)
3 Ashton Kutcher (he is ok)
2 Angelina Jolie (She is stunning)
1 Beyonce (Pretty)



What a weird list!

Pip

[DrummerDeanna]

I don't agree with many of these...but I do think John Stamos has always been a hottie!!!

My all-time hottie vote goes to David Duchovny lol...I just love him...

[dissention]

Originally posted by DrummerDeanna
I don't agree with many of these...but I do think John Stamos has always been a hottie!!!

Even with that Full House-era mullet??? I'm convinced it was that way for so long because he was trying to Richard Dean Anderson's role on MacGuyver.

[gldstwmn]

George Clooney needs to rate a lot higher than Ashton Kutcher.

[DrummerDeanna]

Originally posted by dissention
Even with that Full House-era mullet??? I'm convinced it was that way for so long because he was trying to Richard Dean Anderson's role on MacGuyver.

LOL...hey it was stylish at the time haha...but yeah...no one is attractive with a mullet, so I guess there was that period of time where he was just silly looking...the after mullet puffiness was also a bit of a turn-off

[sodascouts]

100 Amy Smart (OK)
99 Gavin Rossdale (He looks a little too greasy for my tastes)
98 Jessica Biel (OK)
97 Russell Crowe (He's DELICIOUS! Such a bad boy. Should've been much higher. In Gladiator... MMM MMMM Good.)
96 Vivica A. Fox (Pretty)
95 Heather Graham (Very pretty)
94 Olivier Martinez (Handsome)
93 Lucy Lui (A little too sharp-edged for my tastes)
92 Dave Grohl (I wouldn't say "hot" but definitely appealing)
91 Keira Knightley (Never heard of her)
90 Courteney Cox (She's alright - a little too thin.)
89 Pharrell (Never heard of her/him?)
88 Olsen Twins (Hot? These two? I will always see them as asexual kiddies.)
87 Billy Crudup (Never heard of him)
86 Serena Williams (Yuck!)
85 Ashley Judd (Beautiful!)
84 Jared Leto (Never hread of him)
83 Shakira (She is definitely hot)
82 Ben Affleck (OK - he looks a little too much like a frat boy)
81 Charlize Theron (She was pretty - but in her latest movie, she looks HORRIBLE)
80 Adrianna Lima (Never heard of her)
79 Alyssa Milano (Is she still around? She's OK.)
78 Sean William Scott (Never heard of him)
77 Christina Aguilera (I admit, she is hot, even if she's become a whore)
76 Orlando Bloom (Too skinny. And that hair!)
75 Kylie Minogue (Hot)
74 John Stamos (Good-looking - nothing super-duper)
73 Brittany Murphy (Never heard of her)
72 Matthew McCounaughey (Handsome man.)
71 Eva Mendes (Never heard of her)
70 John Mayer (OK)
69 Sarah Michelle Gellar (All my guy friends think she's SO hot. I think she's pretty too)
68 Jake Gyllenhall (Never heard of him)
67 Gabrielle Union (Never heard of her)
66 Scarlett Johannsen (Never heard of her)
65 Tyrese (Never heard of him/her?)
64 Penelope Cruz (Very pretty)
63 Ashanti (Pretty)
62 Jenna Jameson (Never heard of her)
61 The Rock (Proof that muscles alone cannot make one hot)
60 Rebecca Romijn Stamos (Beautiful)
59 Denzel Washington (Somewhat handome)
58 Kate Bosworth (Pretty)
57 Andy Roddick (Never heard of him)
56 Laura Prepon (OK)
55 Antonio Banderas (OH YEAH)
54 Tyra Banks (Definitely pretty)
53 Chris Cornell (Never heard of him)
52 Naomi Watts (Never heard of her)
51 Nick Lachey (Somewhat handsome)
50 Catherine Zeta-Jones (ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS)
49 Paul Walker (Never heard of him)
48 Julia Roberts (OK - I dont see what all the hype is about)
47 LL Cool J (His body's great but don't think too much of his face)
46 Jessica Alba (Never heard of her)
45 Derek Jeter (Never heard of him)
44 Heather Locklear (OK)
43 Mandy Moore (Pretty)
42 Prince William (Cutie)
41 Katie Holmes (Never heard of her)
40 Brooke Burns (Never heard of her)
39 Heath Ledger (Fairly hot)
38 Kate Hudson (OK)
37 David Beckham (Never heard of him)
36 Gisele (Never heard of her)
35 Kate Beckinsale (OK)
34 Hugh Jackman (Never heard of him)
33 Gwen Stefani (Not so hot)
32 Josh Hartnett (Never heard of him)
31 Nicole Kidman (OK)
30 Denise Richards (Never heard of her)
29 Jude Law (Handsome)
28 Diane Lane (OK)
27 Mekhi Phifer (Never heard of him/her?)
26 Anna Kournikova (Very pretty)
25 Salma Hayek (Lovely)
24 Eminem (OK, I hate the guy but... what a bod!)
23 Carmen Electra (Pretty)
22 Demi Moore (OK - used to be prettier)
21 Adrien Brody (Never heard of him)
20 Jessica Simpson (Very pretty)
19 Jennifer Aniston (Pretty, but overrated)
18 Tom Cruise (OK)
17 Cameron Diaz (Pretty)
16 George Clooney (OK, but overrated. Looked better in ER)
15 Mischa Barton (Never heard of her/him?)
14 Justin Timberlake (A year ago I would've been NO! But he's improving)
13 Jennifer Garner (Never heard of her)
12 Colin Farrell (OK)
11 J. Lo's Ass (This IS nice
10 Viggo Mortensen (The best thing about LOTR, otherwise no)
9 Pam Anderson (Too phony for me )
8 50 cent (OK)
7 Halle Berry (Absolutely gorgeous!)
6 Brad Pitt (Definitely handsome)
5 Johnny Depp (Not so great)
4 Britney Spears (I guess she is "hot" although I dont like her much)
3 Ashton Kutcher (I can't believe he's this high. I would say "average looking" at best)
2 Angelina Jolie (Too hard-edged)
1 Beyonce (Gorgeous. I understand her rating, if a little high)

[wondergirl9847]

Lemme let you all know who these no-names (apparently LOL) are:

100 Amy Smart (Actress, Varsity Blues, etc.)
99 Gavin Rossdale (lead singer/guitarist of Bush and married to Gwen Stefani)
98 Jessica Biel (Actress, 7th Heaven, etc.)
97 Russell Crowe (Actor, Gladiator, Master and Commander, etc)
96 Vivica A. Fox (Actress, was in ID4 as Will Smith's wife)
95 Heather Graham (Actress, Austin Powers 2, etc.)
94 Olivier Martinez (Actor, I now know he was in Unfaithful)
93 Lucy Lui (Actress, in Charlie's Angels movies, etc.)
92 Dave Grohl (lead singer/guitarist for Foo Fighters and drummer for Nirvana)
91 Keira Knightley (Actress, Bend It Like Beckham, Pirates of the Carribean, etc.)
90 Courteney Cox (Actress, Friends, etc.)
89 Pharrell (Never heard of her/him? Me either LOL)
88 Olsen Twins (Actresses, Full House and MEGA BAZILLIONAIRES)
87 Billy Crudup (Actor, Almost Famous, etc.)
86 Serena Williams (Tennis player)
85 Ashley Judd (Actress, lots of movies)
84 Jared Leto (Actor, My So Called Life and movies)
83 Shakira (Singer)
82 Ben Affleck (Actor, J-Lo's "boyfriend")
81 Charlize Theron (Actress, The Italian Job, etc.)
80 Adrianna Lima (Victoria's Secret model)
79 Alyssa Milano (Actress, Who's the Boss and Charmed, etc.)
78 Sean William Scott (Actor, American Pie movies, etc.)
77 Christina Aguilera (Singer)
76 Orlando Bloom (Actor, Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, etc.)
75 Kylie Minogue (Singer)
74 John Stamos (Actor, Full House, etc.)
73 Brittany Murphy (Actress, 8 Mile, etc.)
72 Matthew McCounaughey (Actor, A Time to Kill, etc.)
71 Eva Mendes (Actress, no idea what she's been in tho)
70 John Mayer (Singer)
69 Sarah Michelle Gellar (Actress, Buffy, the Vampire Slayer, etc)
68 Jake Gyllenhall (Actor, The Good Girl, etc.)
67 Gabrielle Union (Actress, not sure of her movie titles tho)
66 Scarlett Johannsen (Actress, Lost in Translation, etc.)
65 Tyrese (R&B singer/actor, was in Fast and Furious 2)
64 Penelope Cruz (Actress and dating Tom Cruise)
63 Ashanti (R&B/hip hop Singer)
62 Jenna Jameson (Porn star)
61 The Rock (Wrestler/actor)
60 Rebecca Romijn Stamos (Actress, married to John Stamos)
59 Denzel Washington (Actor, tons of movies)
58 Kate Bosworth (Never heard of her....me either)
57 Andy Roddick (Tennis player, dating Mandy Moore)
56 Laura Prepon (Actress, That 70's Show)
55 Antonio Banderas (Actor, tons of films)
54 Tyra Banks (Model/actress)
53 Chris Cornell (Ex-lead singer of Soundgarden, now lead singer of Audioslave)
52 Naomi Watts (Actress, The Ring, etc.)
51 Nick Lachey (Singer, ex lead singer of 98 Degrees, married to Jessica Simpson)
50 Catherine Zeta-Jones (Actress, Chicago, etc.)
49 Paul Walker (Actor, Fast and Furious, Joyride, etc.)
48 Julia Roberts (Actress, lots of movies)
47 LL Cool J (Rapper/actor)
46 Jessica Alba (Actress, Dark Angel, etc.)
45 Derek Jeter (Baseball player for the New York Yankees)
44 Heather Locklear (Actress, Melrose Place, Dynasty, etc.)
43 Mandy Moore (Singer/actress)
42 Prince William (Prince. Dur. LOL)
41 Katie Holmes (Actress, Dawson's Creek, etc.)
40 Brooke Burns (Model/actress, host of Dog Eat Dog)
39 Heath Ledger (Actor, lots of films)
38 Kate Hudson (Actress and daughter of Goldie Hawn)
37 David Beckham (Football (soccer to Americans. LOL) player in UK, married to Victoria Beckham, aka Posh Spice)
36 Gisele (Model, dating Leo DiCaprio)
35 Kate Beckinsale (Actress, Pearl Harbor)
34 Hugh Jackman (Actor, X-Men, etc.)
33 Gwen Stefani (lead singer of No Doubt, married to Gavin Rossdale)
32 Josh Hartnett (Actor, Pearl Harbor, etc.)
31 Nicole Kidman (Actress, tons of films)
30 Denise Richards (Actress, married to Charlie Sheen)
29 Jude Law (Actor, Talented Mr. Ripley, etc.)
28 Diane Lane (Actress, Unfaithful, etc.)
27 Mekhi Phifer (Actor, ER, 8 Mile, etc.)
26 Anna Kournikova (Tennis player)
25 Salma Hayek (Actress, Desperado, etc.)
24 Eminem (Rapper/actor)
23 Carmen Electra (Uh...model/actress? LOL)
22 Demi Moore (Actress, tons of films)
21 Adrien Brody (Actor, The Pianist, etc.)
20 Jessica Simpson (Singer, married to Nick Lachey)
19 Jennifer Aniston (Actress, Friends, married to Brad Pitt)
18 Tom Cruise (Actor, tons of films)
17 Cameron Diaz (Actress, Charlies Angels films, etc.)
16 George Clooney (Actor, ER, Ocean's Eleven, etc.)
15 Mischa Barton (Actress, I now know she's on The O.C.)
14 Justin Timberlake (Singer)
13 Jennifer Garner (Actress, Alias, etc.)
12 Colin Farrell (Actor, SWAT, etc)
11 J. Lo's Ass ( )
10 Viggo Mortensen (Actor, Lord of the Rings, etc.)
9 Pam Anderson (Actress, Baywatch, etc.)
8 50 cent (Rapper)
7 Halle Berry (Actress, X-Men, etc.)
6 Brad Pitt (Actor, Seven, etc.)
5 Johnny Depp (Actor, Pirates of the Caribbean, etc.)
4 Britney Spears (Entertainer. LOL)
3 Ashton Kutcher (Actor, That 70's Show, etc.)
2 Angelina Jolie (Actress, Tomb Raider, etc.)
1 Beyonce (Singer/actress)