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This was not washed today, so after some shrieks
I decided to go to the local laundromat I poured detergent, I turned the black knob I watched it rinse until all the must was gone And the reason that I washed it in that machine And the reason I recall the sound of Ledgie's gasping
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Eeek! It got cut off!
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I was born wearing black
So I know what is slimming... Well try it on...it's a new design But it's as black as this one...no colors Well this is the first thing, That I've worn Since I wore my Mirror bustier... And then I gained much weight Well Atkins made me downsize my plate...no starch People were free to eat sugar and McD's, not me But then something happened...with my implants Something broke those implants...into pieces Someone continue it...
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the whole thing is great...but i busted a gut just with that first line! |
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To the tune of Joan of Arc
They wanted variety when black was all you'd give them They depended upon old pictures Calling the pictures your prime of life And they came in tired And they said "this is the last time I pay $150.00" Well I can't see black again Stevie Nicks...this time Return it to the Wal-Mart Return it at the Wal-Mart now Return it to the Wal-Mart Queen of Rock Return it to the Wal-Mart Return it at the Wal-Mart now Whoa, no, there's really nothing That you can't wear anyhow; red or cream will make you look better Well there's a few other colors in the manegerie Try pink, white or cream Because that black is what we're sick of And they don't even know what your legs look like Turn to the wall Turn it to the wall Joan of Arc Ooh, turn to the wall Turn to the wall baby Turn it to the wall child Gone like the wind Like the sun in the dusk Well her little little black dress Is covered with dust And your beautiful eyes Whoa, well, they look good with red now Why don't you wear something else? We've seen it all before, it is a tiresome wardrobe The wardrobe mistress storms out, hearing the door slamming Behind her Ooh, she asked "why the hell the cardigan?" He said "Return it to the Wal-Mart" Return it to the Wal-Mart Return it to the Wal-Mart, baby You go up and get to Wal-Mart now Return it to the Wal-Mart Nicks. Ooh...return it to the Wal-Mart baby Return it to the Wal-Mart now Ooh...get over to the Wal-Mart Well you can change it once, this time Return it to the Wal-Mart baby Return it to the Wal-Mart Oh,no,oh,no,oh,no... So turn it to the Wal-Mart baby She says "Is there anything else you can wear To make you look better?" So just return it to the Wal-Mart, baby Return it the Wal-Mart Oh, no, there's really nothing that you can't wear Return it to the Wal-Mart, Nicks Ooh, return it to the Wal-Mart Return it to the Wal-Mart now Get over to the Wal-Mart Stevie Nicks
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"Not unlike the blue white fire, you burn brightly inspite of yourself" SLN "If this is to be my punishment, I will live it out as in a dream" SLN "Twas I who was the hourglass and sands of time like shattering glass went past me like a tunnel to the sea" SLN |
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DRESSED IN MOURNING ("Monday Morning")
Dressed in mourning I don't look fine New day stick same clothes on my behind Fabric's real black, then it fades away My dream's to keep on dressing this same way I got nothing but fear of the new Love old sketches that my friend Margi drew First time I wore this, I felt my dreams unwind But it's a frumpy kind It's a frumpy kind I'll stay in black if my look stays true No other trend that could ever do Got to get lace wedgie out of behind Dressed in mourning my look ain't fine New day skirt's dragging on my tired behind First you see me, then you say it's wrong I don't think any skirt can be too long But my solo tour hat is plumed Shed fur sticks to dress, as my Yorkies are groomd I meet Tom Petty, at Four Seasons we dine He says I'm fine Says I'm fine My stronger self dances at the news While Lindsey tries with Gift of Screws Got to leave mob widow look behind - Jake
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TEAR IT UP
Well, come on, dowdy Stevie, let's tear that BlackDress up Come on, dowdy Stevie, let us see you wear new stuff Come on, dowdy Stevie, tear cardigan up Tear it up, tear it up, tear it up, tear it up Well, poster child for A-A-R-P, tear that granny frock up Well, dress is on for Goodbye Baby, it's been worn a long, long time You're wearing old clothes, Stevie, gonna be smelled a long, long time Well, call over Margi, she'll show you her new spring line Tear it up, tear it up, tear it up, tear it up Well, come on, Stevie, what's with the Ellis Island get-up? - Jake
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I didn't realise there were so many nutters on here
Tally ho Lorraine |
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DON'T LET ME DRESS ME
(Cover of Pink's "Don't Let Me Get Me") I never wear new lace I don't support the dream I don't drink libations And my 'Boks are never clean Eagles dated me Lindsey hated me I was aging bird in flight 'Cause I don't change any night Everyday I wear BlackDress before the mirror Can't take BlackWidow staring back at me I'm a hazard to myself Don't let me dress me I'm my own worst enemy It's bad when you won't change yourself So irritating Don't want to be same old no more I gotta ditch this old BlackDress Ledgies told me Your look's black as tar All you have to change Is out of tired dress you are Tired of obnoxious kiss Between Madge and Brittney Spears They're so slutty That just ain't me So Margi Margi, won't you please design me something? A day in the dress of someone else I'm a hazard in this dress Don't let me dress me I'm an unchanged oddity It's bad when you won't change your dress So eerie stinking Don't want Darth Vader look no more I wanna wear some brand new dress - Jake
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