What are you listening to right now? ....part 76 err..3

[ryan8472]

Originally Posted by dissention

Oy, he IS a perv. Connie must have stopped putting out, because he's all up in these kids' sex lives. It's disturbing. o_O

On Monday, he had on some woman that thought her 32 year old best friend was sleeping with her 14 year old son. DISGUSTING!

So you watch it too, huh?

I just don't know where they find these people...

[dissention]

Originally Posted by GypsySorcerer

Restores your faith in humanity, doesn't it?

Hush your beak! If Oprah had it on, it would win an Emmy and be labeled "hard-hitting human drama that serves as a warning to all those who possess vaginas."

[strandinthewind]

the sound of Dissention's tired HORSE**** in the SYW Survivor round 5 thread

[GypsySorcerer]

Originally Posted by dissention

Hush your beak! If Oprah had it on, it would win an Emmy and be labeled "hard-hitting human drama that serves as a warning to all those who possess vaginas."

You're right. Maury's not the vagina warrior Oprah is.

[dissention]

Originally Posted by ryan8472

So you watch it too, huh?

Who? ME? No way. I was just killing time before Judge Judy. Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining!

[dissention]

Originally Posted by GypsySorcerer

You're right. Maury's not the vagina warrior Oprah is.

I wonder if she had it lifted along with all the other procedures she had done this past year. She has to hold on to Stedman, you know.

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by dissention

I wonder if she had it lifted along with all the other procedures she had done this past year. She has to hold on to Stedman, you know.

then it would be tightened along with the lifting

[dissention]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

then it would be tightened along with the lifting

Gee, ya think?

Must be how she lost all that weight so rapidly, shagging Stedman with her newly remodeled vagina for hours each day.

[estranged4life]

"Estranged" by Guns N Roses

Brian "F**K Oprah & Maury" j.

[ryan8472]

Oy....now some guy has cheated on his wife with his ex-girlfriend, and she's pregnant.

As for Oprah, I'm convinced she's asexual.

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by dissention

Gee, ya think?

Must be how she lost all that weight so rapidly, shagging Stedman with her newly remodeled vagina for hours each day.

Ah - I see the show now - soft lighting. Women in beige. Candles. Chimes. Yanni. and a caring circle chock full of freshly unclamped women dicussing id soft tones what it means spiritually to have a hermetic vagina and how no men were involved in the decision

[dissention]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

Ah - I see the show now - soft lighting. Women in beige. Candles. Chimes. Yanni. and a caring circle chock full of freshly unclamped women dicussing id soft tones what it means spiritually to have a hermetic vagina and how no men were involved in the decision

Oprah, I just knew that drastic steps had to be taken when, one day last September, I went to pee and discovered, to my great horror, that all of my business was hanging down so low that it touched the toilet seat.

[BTFLCHLD]

stefani...lamb

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by dissention

Oprah, I just knew that drastic steps had to be taken when, one day last September, I went to pee and discovered, to my great horror, that all of my business was hanging down so low that it touched the toilet seat.

Then, my husband REFUSED to touch me or help me put it in the wheelbarrow - - MEN ARE SUCH PIGS!!!!!!!! -- Greeted with gawfawing and nodding - whilst the chimes ring and merlot is poured.

[estranged4life]

"Will You" by P.O.D. (aka Payable on Death) from their "Payable on Death" disc...They may be considered 'Nu Metal' but I actually like 'em