20 most unlikely Fleetwood Mac-related events in 2007

[SortaSavageLike]

1. Peter Green hits the stage dancin'!
2. Richard Dashut and Ken Calliat finally recognized for their massive contributions to the five Rumours-era albums.
3. Tusk documentary and uncut Bella Donna concert video finally released on DVD.
4. The other 14 studio albums released as remastered double-disc sets.
5. Every copy of Fleetwood Mac and Rumours falls off face of Earth; band forced to shuffle set list.
6. Lindsey and Stevie finally realize why they broke up in 1976.
7. Peter Green and Stevie Nicks fan factions begin 20-year period of mutual coexistence.
8. 28th Amendment to the United States Constitution bans Fleetwood Mac cover songs.
9. Rolling Stone Magazine publishes loving, 20-page tribute to Stevie Nicks filled with never-before-seen pictures.
10. Lindsey releases an album full of chipper, upbeat love songs.
11. Stevie releases an album that doesn't have a single depressing song on it.
12. Mick rejects alcohol and goes back to making music.
13. Gossip whores of the world agree: Stevie isn't fat.
14. Lindsey, in act of desperation, eats something.
15. John McVie voted as the new American Idol.
16. People worldwide vote Tusk as one of the 10 best albums of all time.
17. Carol Ann Miller and Joe Walsh added to the current lineup.
18. Bob Brunning releases scandalous tell-all book.
19. Clinton-era military superweapon accidentally released upon Earth's population, renders everyone a Fleetwood Mac fan.
20. Lindsay Lohan actually allowed to play Stevie in a movie.

[Lala]

21. Hell freezes over.

[Sahara]

Originally Posted by SortaSavageLike

5. Every copy of Fleetwood Mac and Rumours falls off face of Earth; band forced to shuffle set list.

BRILLIANT!

Your lists are the best, man, they always make me laugh so hard!

[aleuzzi]

22. Christine decides to tour and promote a new solo record.

[GJK]

23. CD-release of 'The Purple Dancer'.

[MrsMcVie]

No 15 sounds like a brilliant idea!

[Karlie]

24. Stevie and Lindsey release Buckingham Nicks II, along with the original BN on CD.

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by Karlie

24. Stevie and Lindsey release Buckingham Nicks II

That was already done, with Say You Will. It only sold moderately better than it's predecessor.

[Sahara]

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

That was already done, with Say You Will. It only sold moderately better than it's predecessor.

.......Ouch.

You monster!!

[Karlie]

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

That was already done, with Say You Will. It only sold moderately better than it's predecessor.

Ha, that is true. And I admit, that's also what I thought when it came out.

[SteveMacD]

Originally Posted by SortaSavageLike

8. 28th Amendment to the United States Constitution bans Fleetwood Mac cover songs.

Sorry Carlos Santana...

[skcin]

25 - Chris Nicks puts out fantastic, professional-looking, gorgeous tour programs from every post 1974 Mac & Stevie tour. Says he was just kidding with the old ones.

[Karlie]

26. Stevie starts responding to her "Ask Stevie" questions in lengthy, explictly detailed paragraphs that accurately answer the questions.

[Villavic]

27. Christine rejoins the band but stay with Stevie and Lindsey just as the rhythm section. John and Mick become the singers and songwriters.

[TheWILDheart]

28. The world recognise that Bella Donna is infact the greatest album ever recorded and sells another 8 million in two months.