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Old 01-17-2006, 12:07 PM
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The Train Ride

Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Swiss Alps, are a French guy, an American guy, an old Greek lady and a young blonde Swiss girl.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Frenchman has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.

The old lady thinks: The Frenchman must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.

The blonde thinks: That Frenchman must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.

The Frenchman thinks: The American must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

The American thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack that Frenchman again.
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for a second there, this reminded me of a scene from Hostel.

by the way, love the quote in your sig...it's from my favorite song on "Confessions"
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by the way, love the quote in your sig...it's from my favorite song on "Confessions"
Thanks. That's kinda the mood I've been in lately!
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