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Old 11-03-2005, 01:21 PM
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A 75 year old man went to his doctor to get a sperm count.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me
Back a semen sample tomorrow". The next day, the 75 year old man returned
To the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty
As on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened, and the man explained, "Well, doc, it's
Like this...First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried
With my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She
Tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing.

She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her
Teeth out, and still nothing. We even called up Arlene, the lady next
Door, and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she
Even tried squeez'n it between her knees, but still nothing".

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor". The old Man replied,
"yep, but no matter what all 3 of us tried, with our arthritis, we still
Couldn't get the jar open".
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Old 11-03-2005, 01:31 PM
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Cute.
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Old 11-03-2005, 02:01 PM
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Exclamation Bwah!!

Hee!! Funny schtuff, Pip.
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Old 11-03-2005, 04:14 PM
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Good one!
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Old 11-03-2005, 04:18 PM
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Hahaha i love that!

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Old 11-03-2005, 06:22 PM
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Haha! Old people are funny.
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Old 11-03-2005, 06:23 PM
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I enjoyed this one. Thanks.
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Old 11-03-2005, 06:34 PM
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could this be true??

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Old 11-03-2005, 08:19 PM
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could this be true??

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OH MY GOD...

Not about the bill, but the biting-lip-Lindsey sig! Sweet creeping Jesus that's gorgeous. Thank yooouuuuuuuu!!!!
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Old 11-03-2005, 08:22 PM
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I doubt very much any gov. would allow that to be done to any of their currency...

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Old 11-03-2005, 08:26 PM
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I doubt very much any gov. would allow that to be done to any of their currency...

Great Joke Pip
Yea I was thinking the same thing...

I doubt that there is any truth to that....
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Old 11-03-2005, 08:30 PM
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HAHAHAHAHA Love it.
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