"The FCC Song" -by Eric Idle

[The Tower]

F**k you very much the FCC
F**k you very much for fining me
Five thousand bucks a f**k
So I'm really out of luck
That's more than Heidi Fleiss was charging me

So f**k you very much the FCC
for proving that free speech just isn't free
Clear Channel's a dear channel
So Howard Stern must go
Attorney General Ashcroft doesn't like strong words and so
He's charging twice as much as all the drugs for Rush Limbaugh
So f**k you all so very much

So f**k you very much, Dear Mr. Bush
For heroically sitting on your tush
For Halliburton, Enron, all the companies who fail
Let's send them a clear signal and stick Martha straight in jail
She's an uppity rich bitch
and at least she isn't male
So f**k you all so very much

So f**k you dickhead Mr. Cheney too
F**k you and f**k everything you do
Your pacemaker must be a fake
You haven't got a heart
As far as I'm concerned you're just a pasty-faced old fart
And as for Condoleeza she's an intellectual tart
So f**k you all so very much

So f**k you very much, the EPA
For giving all Alaska's oil away
It really is a bummer
When I can't fill my hummer
The ozone's a nogozone now that Arnold's here to say:
"The nuclear winter games are going to take place in LA"
So f**k you all so very much

So what the planet fails
Let's save the great white males
And f**k you all so very much


You can hear the song by going here and clicking on the "special treat"

[DeeGeMe]

I love it!!!