100 Things you will never see with Fleetwood Mac

[teedeerocks]

Originally Posted by AliceLover

That is such a strong statement. I know she made this comment recently. I wonder what Kristin thought about this (if she even saw it)?

Stevie is the ex from hell...

[CADreaming]

Originally Posted by CADreaming

1. Stevie jamming to "It Was You" in her car while driving.
2. Lindsey rockin' out to Edge of 17 while driving.
3. Stevie driving her own car.
4. Lindsey saying that to Bob Dylan.
5. John McVie posing on the cover of Cat Lovers Weekly with a basket of kittens hiding his male rude bits.
6. Christine in an interview admitting she slept with Lindsey.
7. Christine advocating alcohol free Beer.
8. An exciting, unexpected new setlist..?
9. Stevie wearing a bra - any era.
10. Christine performing with the group ever again.
11. Mick Fleetwood with a normal looking face/eyes on stage.
12. A future set without Dreams or Go Your Own Way.
13. Sugar Daddy performed live--by any configuration of the band.
14. Mick wiping his sweat sopped face with Christine's granny panties.
15. The return of Harold the Dildo.
16. Stevie editing her website, and writing interesting answers on "Ask Stevie"
17. Finding www.fleetwoodmac.com a living website, interesting and continously updated.
18. A Fleetwood Mac tour including Southamerica (and Peru of course)
19. Stevie doing European tour dates.
20. Lindsey sitting between Kristen and Stevie in an interview.
21. Stevie and Christine on the cover of Playboy.
22. Stevie, Lindsey or John wearing Mick's wooden balls.
23. Lindsey saying "You know what I'm sick of sitting in my studio lets go and play backyard cricket".
24. Stevie wearing a basketball singlet, bike pants and a backwards cap.
25. John coming out with something highly profound and articulate.
26. Stevie saying, 'Actually "I Don't Want To Know" totally owns side 2 of Rumours. I don't know what I was thinking with that other song.'
27. Stevie saying "Y'know what? I think Street Angel is my best album ever. I think I'll perform most of the songs from it on every tour for now on"
28.Lindsey saying in 1979 "To hell with this New Wave garbage, let's make an album and call it Rumours Part II".
29. Lindsey playing guitar on stage with a totally straight, no expression, deadpan face.
30. Lindsey covering a Sheryl Crow tune on the next tour.
31. In 1979: Lindsey duet with Olivia Newton-John.
32. In 1979: Stevie duet with Barry Gibb.
33. In 1979: Christine duet with Donna Summer.
34. John agreeing enthusiastically to doing a benefit concert for the Democrats.
35. Mick making an public appearance without hocking his latest product.
36. Lindsey cutting down on the yowling, screeching, screaming and general "I'm being attacked" sound effects.
37. Next tour - John wearing Mick classical attire (including wooden balls). Mick wearing hawaiian shirt. Christine wearing chiffon and top hat. Stevie on Lindsey's Tusk suit (kinda Miami Vice look). Lindsey wearing Christine dress from Rumours back cover.
38. Everybody wearing a uniform attire like the early Beatles.
39. Fleetwood Mac doing a FREE concert in Central Park.
40. Stevie letting Lindsay Lohan play her in a movie.
41. Lindsey using a pick when he plays guitar.
42. John running around the stage like a maniac, howling and screaming and what-not.
43. Stevie performing in a T shirt, jeans, and sneakers
44. Do a switch-around where Stevie plays bass, Mick plays guitar, Lindsey plays keyboard, Chris plays drums, and John sings.
45. Lindsey, Stevie and Mick in tight t shirts and teeny spangly shorts, opening the set by performing I'd Rather Jack (Than Fleetwood Mac) by the Reynold's Sisters.
46. Stevie playing any instrument on stage other than a tambo or other percussion instrument.
47. In 1977: The Mac protests drug usage in rock n' roll.
48. In 1977: Lindsey and Stevie get hitched.
49. In 1977: Mick decides to steal Patti Boyd from Eric Clapton.
50. In 1977: John and Chris decide to screw the divorce.
51. In 1977: The first hit from their new album is called Come On and Follow Me.
52. In 1977: They release an album called Yesterday's Gone.
53. Lindsey Buckingham joining The Eagles.
54. Christine McVie dyeing her hair black.
55. Stevie Nicks finally telling everyone "Yes, I am a witch."
56. Lindsey and Stevie joining a national campaign to legalize pot.
57. The band making/releasing two studio albums in one decade.
58. Stevie adopting a child from Africa.
59. Christine stepping foot on American soil.
60. Traveling coach on a commercial airline.
61. Stevie admits her undying love for Lindsey.
62. Sleeping at Travel Lodge during tours.
63. Fleetwood Mac tours and the ticket prices are something that we can actually all afford.
64. Fleetwood Mac tours without the backup singers, extra percussionists, and extra guitarists and actually work hard for their tour bucks.
65. Fleetwood Mac plays Fireflies and/or No Questions Asked live.
66. Fleetwood Mac goes into the studio, cuts a new CD in 2 or 3 months without constant and excessive tinkering, and releases a great rock CD that is not over produced.
67. The band playing an all B-sides tour including several of Stevie's unreleased demos and that mysterious solo album Lindsey kept going on about that he gave up on to make Tango in the Night.
68. Metallica opens for the Mac during the Mirage tour.
69. The Mac tours with the Eagles next year.
70. The Mac plays Then Play On in it's entirety the next tour.
71. Chris rocking out to Stand Back or Go Insane while driving.
72. Lindsey admits after all these years that "it was pretty funny afterall".
73. Bob Welch confesses he has found proof that aliens do not exist.
74. Peter Green saying in 1970 "I feel saner than I've ever been in my life. Now, lemme make tons of money!"
75. Lindsey and Stevie never once looking at each other when they sing.
76. Lindsey tells the others he won't work with them again unless Sheryl Crow joins. He says, "It's a package deal."
77. Back in 1979 Christine would close every show as usual with Songbird at the piano quietly when all of a sudden: "And the Songbirds keep singing like the know the Score Orarrididjaljkdjidaada...And I love You I Love You I Love You like never beofre ahadididkbsbsiiwdau". She then proceeds to hop onto her piano and jumps into the audience.
78. Lindsey Buckingham voicing extensive appreciation for Danny Kirwan's guitar playing and admitting the former Mac member's influence on his own style.
79. John, Mick, and Christine pooling some cash together to buy Danny a nice little house or something.
80. Stevie singing Songbird.
81. Christine and Stevie duetting as leads.
82. Sharon Celani becomes the first woman to get a cosmetic face transplant.
83. Karen loses her backpack.
84. The Mac makes an album so fast that it makes the guy who completed Sonic the Hedgehog 2 in under 20 minutes head spin.
85. In 1974, Lindsey tells Mick "Just go ahead and take me. Stevie wouldn't do much in here".
86. An overweight Mick Fleetwood (especially in the 60s, 70s, and 80s).
87. Christine taking ballet classes with Stevie.
88. Another 19x platinum album.
89. Stevie doing a PSA for "safe sex".
90. Lindsey doing commercials for Weight Watchers.
91. Mick and Lindsey performing an entire concert standing in one place with a completely straight face.
92. Release a press release stating "Fleetwood Mac will now decline to answer any questions about their album 'Rumours' and will instead only talk about their current projects. In addition, to save interviews some time, Stevie and Lindsey broke up a few decades ago and can't be bothered answering any more questions about their relationship. Get over it. We have."
93. Mick decides he's made enough money and quits Fleetwood Mac.
94. Stevie gives a new interview, states that Lindsey and Kristen Buckingham are her 'best friends', she 'can't wait' to record a new Fleetwood Mac album with Lindsey, and humbly admits she is the secret to Kristen's successful interior design business since she selflessly introduces her to all her rich friends.
95. Lindsey writes a tell-all book about his time in Fleetwood Mac and Stevie entitled "The Hair Doesn't Make the Man".
96. Lindsey to give a simple "yes" or "no" to any question he is asked.
97. A new Fleetwood Mac studio album - I've given up all hope.
98. Christine and Stevie decide they actually really do think Tusk is the greatest album they ever recorded.
99. Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers ask Stevie to leave Fleetwood Mac in 1981 and join their band. She says, "no thanks" but Christine decides to join them instead.
100.The Mac perform for so many years that, on their farewell tour, Stevie needs to use a scooter to spin, Lindsey uses a pick to play guitar, Mick can't make a single face, and John...is still his boring self.

Looks like we can eat our words on a few of these. LOL

[PenguinHead]

Originally Posted by CADreaming

Here it is - she said that before the other quote...

This the first time I've seen these interviews. Great questions and answers. I especially love this question and response from Stevie - so insightful and candid. Her perspective on the dynamics of her relationship with Lindsey is very astute.

So much of your great stuff came out of the band being a mess. If you are all on great terms will it be harder to make a great album?

No. Lindsey and I and our tragic, uptight way of doing things to each other is still the same in so many ways. In many, many ways, Lindsey and I are still the same people that we were when we met at 16 and 17. There’s a part of our relationship that remains unchanged. It doesn’t matter that he’s married with kids. It doesn’t matter what my life is. When we’re together we can still be incredibly teenage. And we still write about each other a lot. We’re still great sources of inspiration for each other. When we’re 90, whoever goes first, the other one will be sitting on a bed alone. We’ll never run out of stuff to write about.

[CADreaming]

Originally Posted by PenguinHead

This the first time I've seen these interviews. Great questions and answers. I especially love this question and response from Stevie - so insightful and candid. Her perspective on the dynamics of her relationship with Lindsey is very astute.

So much of your great stuff came out of the band being a mess. If you are all on great terms will it be harder to make a great album?

No. Lindsey and I and our tragic, uptight way of doing things to each other is still the same in so many ways. In many, many ways, Lindsey and I are still the same people that we were when we met at 16 and 17. There’s a part of our relationship that remains unchanged. It doesn’t matter that he’s married with kids. It doesn’t matter what my life is. When we’re together we can still be incredibly teenage. And we still write about each other a lot. We’re still great sources of inspiration for each other. When we’re 90, whoever goes first, the other one will be sitting on a bed alone. We’ll never run out of stuff to write about.

Very similar to what she said in 2013:

"Lindsey, we are a power couple. You have a wife and three kids. There’s nothing going on between you and me except that there will always be something going on between you and me. Until the day we die.’ Seventeen and sixteen. We’ve been together that long."

[welcomechris]

Originally Posted by MissLadyLoki

33.Stevie letting Lindsay Lohan play her in a movie

34.Lindsey using a pick when he plays guitar

35.John running around the stage like a maniac, howling and screaming and whatnot

36.Stevie performing in a T shirt, jeans, and sneakers

37.Do a switch-around where Stevie plays bass, Mick plays guitar, Lindsey plays keyboard, Chris plays drums, and John sings

Well, Mick Plays Guitar on "These Strange Times"; Lindsey plays keyboards on some tracks from SYW; Chris plays drums on Second Hand News in Largo 1978; And John Sang on Cool Water (And on his solo record)

Stevie doesn't play bass but she does play guitar