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Sung to the tune of "Outside the Rain"
Outside her dressing room Her heart skips a beat Well, she is lonely Called Joan Rivers' fashion victim of the week Without that dress she feels so lonely Looking at my dress, for a very long time Long enough to know Good fashion is a phrase- I've been trying to find it But words don't matter Only what Margi sews together Maybe it's only a dream I don't want to feel new fabric Well, it's one more nail- in my coffin I sooooo believe that So, she's still lonely She says that it feels like forever Maybe you never knew her Maybe you thought that she'd never Change her dress- but she's changing it Her fans were wrong But, oh how it feels like dying! No dress so ugly is that hard to find Just go shopping at JC Penneys 'Cuz she's tired of trying 'Cuz she's tired of trying Look in my eyes Touch my polyester Baby, there's no one That could ever replace my black moo-moo Good fashion is a phrase- some entertain it If you find it, bow down and thank God! Oooooooh, somebody said it to me "Outside my dressing room..." |
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ROFLMAO!!! Good one, Dissention! You've inspired me to finish my "Dreams" parody....
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I'm dying with this thread!
I just wish Stevie could see it! ROTFLMFAO! Here's my ditty: Now there you go again Wearing that same old dress Who am I to change your clothes? It's only right you should dress the way you feel it But listen carefully to the sound, of the moans and groans Like a backlash...drives you mad In the stillness of wondering Do I look like a hag? Should my dress get lost? Ooo dress get lost... Laughter only happens when your wearing That same old witch dress since first playing Say...wardrobes come and they will go Once and for all, change that dress And you will know...you will know... |
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*takes a bow*
Thanks, Livia! I'm waiting in anticipation to read your version of Dreams! Isn't this so much fun?! What other song could I do now...hmmm. It's better to have worn that dress Than never to have dressed at all Yes, it's better to have worn that dress Than to always be bare ass...out on stage Well, it would break your heart Tear it apart To see that Dr. Atkins...cel-u-lite 'Cuz no one understands The affairs of my attire |
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Thanks to you guys my house is still a mess!
You're killing me! LMAO!!!! hahahahaaaa! -Sharon
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I don't know how anyone can top this! (she writes after peeing herself) |
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Juliet's Black Dress:
It was way too old. It was far to black. But it must have been a bargain. Coz she owns about 50 of them Ugly old black dresses that she wears all the time. She doesn't try hard to wear a new color And it's really not that tough. Why not consult a... catalogue? So we found a star with an ugly dress Oh yes and everyone here hates it. No one is wrong. It's a little bit like that A little bit like a bad fashion statement. (ps whichever catalogue Stevie would actually purchase a new dress from definately deserves the title of "book of miracles" ) I think we all need to meet in a karaoke bar and peform. I definatly want to hear "outside the dressing room" lmao! Last edited by SmthngOfADreamr; 04-23-2003 at 12:04 PM.. |
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This thread is the FUNNIEST!!!
Black dress forever, Face to face My shawl and boots, Stay with me stay ~ |
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Rock on Black Dress Woman. Take your chiffon shawl and dig your grave.
Break the silence, damn the dark dress, damn the light one.... Black dress, don't you let me down again... |
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Another:
Until she herself Became the dowdiest icon As she grew older Ooooh until she herself Became just as boring As was her wardrobe And so you run to wear What you know is blaah There are too many new dresses to CHOOSE FROM! For the love that I have for this dress For the love that I have for this dress Grab a shawl! Never did I mean to Imprison me Here in this black dress Like I am in prison For all the love that I have for this dress For all the love that I have for this dress Grab a hat! Until she herself Became a fashion victim Leaving her heart broken No fashion at all Until she herself Became Mr. Blackwell's worst dressed Always frumpy No fashion at all And so you run to wear What you know is blaah There are too many designers to CHOOSE FROM! For the love that I have for this dress For the love that I have for this dress Tambourine! Runnin' through the closet I'm running in all black fabrics Straight towards Straight towards What you know is realleeee bland Too many new dresses to choose from here For the love that I have for this dress Curl my hair!
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Great Job Everyone, what great laughs I've had!! ok, my turn!!! to the tune of Street Angel
I've been wearing my black dress...too long to tell I keep performing in it at every concert, my street angel once you wore black fur and brown pants...out in the cold But street angels live with the same style and they always will Street angels aren't like anyone you know they always wear black when they go where they go They may tell you that they have high fashion in their hands But they always go back to black (they always wear black) and no amount of crying changes her mind no amount of praying...leaves that black dress behind I know that you love me and that you always will You just want to change my dress by calling me... my sweet street angel
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I remember a man when he said to me He said, "What do you do?" I sing... S. Nicks www.myspace.com/bellafigura64 Last edited by Bella Figura; 04-25-2003 at 01:35 PM.. |
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Go on, change my dress
Leave the cape here You want me to say yes I shouldn't have fear Don't ask me why I'm on Atkins diet Got one black dress, I've lost the weight Didn't need to buy it I have come to know This world of changing dresses I shouldn't fight this board I can't change it So be true to me My waistline's slimmer If I'd only get my own stylist Could show off I'm trimmer Aaah Dressed this way and ran (on my treadmill) as fast as I can I am older now But I still wear you-know-what I lost 35 pounds Won't dress to show it So be true to me... What you did not need was a woman in this black dress Drab dowdy sister of the moon I want to be her I really want to Please write Come for me, not for Ann Heche Lafoon Go on change myself I shouldn't be here (I don't want to hog all the SYW songs. Somebody write Goodbye black dress before I do. - Jake
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HA HA!!!! darklinensuit! Too funny! This thread is really cracking me up. You guys are hilarious. ~Angela~ |
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Waaaaaaa! This board is seriously afecting my productivity today!
You guys are a riot! -Sharon
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