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Old 04-23-2003, 11:39 AM
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Sung to the tune of "Outside the Rain"

Outside her dressing room
Her heart skips a beat
Well, she is lonely
Called Joan Rivers' fashion victim of the week
Without that dress she feels so lonely

Looking at my dress, for a very long time
Long enough to know
Good fashion is a phrase- I've been trying to find it
But words don't matter
Only what Margi sews together

Maybe it's only a dream
I don't want to feel new fabric
Well, it's one more nail- in my coffin
I sooooo believe that

So, she's still lonely
She says that it feels like forever
Maybe you never knew her
Maybe you thought that she'd never
Change her dress- but she's changing it
Her fans were wrong

But, oh how it feels like dying!
No dress so ugly is that hard to find
Just go shopping at JC Penneys
'Cuz she's tired of trying
'Cuz she's tired of trying

Look in my eyes
Touch my polyester
Baby, there's no one
That could ever replace my black moo-moo

Good fashion is a phrase- some entertain it
If you find it, bow down and thank God!

Oooooooh, somebody said it to me "Outside my dressing room..."
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Old 04-23-2003, 11:40 AM
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ROFLMAO!!! Good one, Dissention! You've inspired me to finish my "Dreams" parody....
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Old 04-23-2003, 11:40 AM
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I'm dying with this thread!
I just wish Stevie could see it! ROTFLMFAO!
Here's my ditty:

Now there you go again
Wearing that same old dress
Who am I to change your clothes?

It's only right you should dress the way you feel it
But listen carefully to the sound, of the moans and groans
Like a backlash...drives you mad
In the stillness of wondering
Do I look like a hag?
Should my dress get lost?
Ooo dress get lost...

Laughter only happens when your wearing
That same old witch dress since first playing
Say...wardrobes come and they will go
Once and for all, change that dress
And you will know...you will know...
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Old 04-23-2003, 11:45 AM
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*takes a bow*

Thanks, Livia! I'm waiting in anticipation to read your version of Dreams! Isn't this so much fun?! What other song could I do now...hmmm.

It's better to have worn that dress
Than never to have dressed at all
Yes, it's better to have worn that dress
Than to always be bare ass...out on stage

Well, it would break your heart
Tear it apart
To see that Dr. Atkins...cel-u-lite
'Cuz no one understands
The affairs of my attire
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Old 04-23-2003, 11:46 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Miranda
I'm dying with this thread!
I just wish Stevie could see it! ROTFLMFAO!
Here's my ditty:

Now there you go again
Wearing that same old dress
Who am I to change your clothes?

It's only right you should dress the way you feel it
But listen carefully to the sound, of the moans and groans
Like a backlash...drives you mad
In the stillness of wondering
Do I look like a hag?
Should my dress get lost?
Ooo dress get lost...

Laughter only happens when your wearing
That same old witch dress since first playing
Say...wardrobes come and they will go
Once and for all, change that dress
And you will know...you will know...
LMAO!
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Old 04-23-2003, 11:50 AM
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Thanks to you guys my house is still a mess!

You're killing me! LMAO!!!! hahahahaaaa!

-Sharon
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Old 04-23-2003, 11:59 AM
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Originally posted by dissention
Sung to the tune of "Outside the Rain"

Outside her dressing room
Her heart skips a beat
Well, she is lonely
Called Joan Rivers' fashion victim of the week
Without that dress she feels so lonely

Looking at my dress, for a very long time
Long enough to know
Good fashion is a phrase- I've been trying to find it
But words don't matter
Only what Margi sews together

Maybe it's only a dream
I don't want to feel new fabric
Well, it's one more nail- in my coffin
I sooooo believe that

So, she's still lonely
She says that it feels like forever
Maybe you never knew her
Maybe you thought that she'd never
Change her dress- but she's changing it
Her fans were wrong

But, oh how it feels like dying!
No dress so ugly is that hard to find
Just go shopping at JC Penneys
'Cuz she's tired of trying
'Cuz she's tired of trying

Look in my eyes
Touch my polyester
Baby, there's no one
That could ever replace my black moo-moo

Good fashion is a phrase- some entertain it
If you find it, bow down and thank God!

Oooooooh, somebody said it to me "Outside my dressing room..."


I don't know how anyone can top this! (she writes after peeing herself)
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Old 04-23-2003, 12:02 PM
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Juliet's Black Dress:

It was way too old.
It was far to black.
But it must have been a bargain.
Coz she owns about 50 of them
Ugly old black dresses that she wears all the time.

She doesn't try hard
to wear a new color
And it's really not that tough.
Why not consult a... catalogue?

So we found a star with an ugly dress
Oh yes and everyone here hates it.
No one is wrong.
It's a little bit like that
A little bit like a bad fashion statement.

(ps whichever catalogue Stevie would actually purchase a new dress from definately deserves the title of "book of miracles" )

I think we all need to meet in a karaoke bar and peform. I definatly want to hear "outside the dressing room" lmao!

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Old 04-23-2003, 12:07 PM
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This thread is the FUNNIEST!!!

Black dress forever,
Face to face
My shawl and boots,
Stay with me stay ~
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Old 04-23-2003, 12:28 PM
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Rock on Black Dress Woman. Take your chiffon shawl and dig your grave.



Break the silence, damn the dark dress, damn the light one....



Black dress, don't you let me down again...



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Old 04-23-2003, 12:34 PM
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Another:

Until she herself
Became the dowdiest icon
As she grew older
Ooooh until she herself
Became just as boring
As was her wardrobe

And so you run to wear
What you know is blaah
There are too many new dresses
to CHOOSE FROM!
For the love that I have for this dress
For the love that I have for this dress
Grab a shawl!

Never did I mean to
Imprison me
Here in this black dress
Like I am in prison
For all the love that I have for this dress
For all the love that I have for this dress
Grab a hat!

Until she herself
Became a fashion victim
Leaving her heart broken
No fashion at all

Until she herself
Became Mr. Blackwell's worst dressed
Always frumpy
No fashion at all

And so you run to wear
What you know is blaah
There are too many designers
to CHOOSE FROM!
For the love that I have for this dress
For the love that I have for this dress
Tambourine!

Runnin' through the closet
I'm running in all black fabrics
Straight towards
Straight towards
What you know is realleeee bland
Too many new dresses to choose from here
For the love that I have for this dress
Curl my hair!
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Old 04-23-2003, 12:38 PM
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Great Job Everyone, what great laughs I've had!! ok, my turn!!! to the tune of Street Angel

I've been wearing my black dress...too long to tell
I keep performing in it at every concert, my street angel

once you wore black fur and brown pants...out in the cold
But street angels live with the same style
and they always will

Street angels aren't like anyone you know
they always wear black when they go where they go
They may tell you that they have high fashion in their hands
But they always go back to black
(they always wear black)

and no amount of crying changes her mind
no amount of praying...leaves that black dress behind
I know that you love me
and that you always will
You just want to change my dress by calling me...
my sweet street angel
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Old 04-23-2003, 01:17 PM
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Go on, change my dress
Leave the cape here
You want me to say yes
I shouldn't have fear
Don't ask me why
I'm on Atkins diet
Got one black dress, I've lost the weight
Didn't need to buy it

I have come to know
This world of changing dresses
I shouldn't fight this board
I can't change it
So be true to me
My waistline's slimmer
If I'd only get my own stylist
Could show off I'm trimmer

Aaah
Dressed this way and ran (on my treadmill)
as fast as I can

I am older now
But I still wear you-know-what
I lost 35 pounds
Won't dress to show it
So be true to me...

What you did not need was a woman in this black dress
Drab dowdy sister of the moon
I want to be her
I really want to
Please write Come for me, not for Ann Heche Lafoon

Go on change myself
I shouldn't be here

(I don't want to hog all the SYW songs. Somebody write Goodbye black dress before I do.

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Old 04-23-2003, 01:23 PM
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What you did not need was a woman in this black dress
Drab dowdy sister of the moon
I want to be her
I really want to
Please write Come for me, not for Ann Heche Lafoon

HA HA!!!! darklinensuit! Too funny!


This thread is really cracking me up. You guys are hilarious.


~Angela~
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Old 04-23-2003, 01:27 PM
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Waaaaaaa! This board is seriously afecting my productivity today!

You guys are a riot!

-Sharon
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