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dissention · #16 03-19-2005, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

I'm surprise she doesn't come up with cheetos too

Or crabs.

heyjupiter678 · #17 03-19-2005, 10:52 PM

My personal favorite:

amber · #18 03-19-2005, 10:53 PM

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Melissa's dress looks a ball of yarn my dog ate and proceeded to **** out with a vengeance. Homegirl should be barred from making fashion critiques ever again. If she boffs as well as she dresses, no wonder there are reports that she's having relationship problems!

honestly, I find it hard to believe she boffs at all.

seriously. seriously.*shudder*

dissention · #19 03-19-2005, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

ooo, bad. yet very good.

so, I guess that's acne medication? You're not supposed to leave the house with it in big, shiny blobs like that. sheesh. Save it for your nightime routine, sweetie...

Either it's acne medication or she forgot to wash her face after their first night as husband and wife.

Seriously, she gives me the heebie jeebies. So does Lindsay Hohan, but Hohan doesn't come across as an odious windbag with bad hygiene problems.

GardenStateGirlie · #20 03-19-2005, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

Or crabs.

dissention · #21 03-19-2005, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by heyjupiter678

My personal favorite:

That shizz goes down so low that I can almost see China. How disgusting.

amber · #22 03-19-2005, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

Either it's acne medication or she forgot to wash her face after their first night as husband and wife.

Seriously, she gives me the heebie jeebies. So does Lindsay Hohan, but Hohan doesn't come across as an odious windbag with bad hygiene problems.

I'm glad Britney is embracing her poor white trash roots.

I like Hohan, but it's in the contract.

(the "you must stick up for people who are your sign" contract. This does not apply to Courtney Love)

GardenStateGirlie · #23 03-19-2005, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by heyjupiter678

My personal favorite:

Dear Britney,

No one wants to see your gross cooter.

Thanks,
Everyone.

dissention · #24 03-19-2005, 10:57 PM

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Judging from the look on her face, she must have gotten a whiff of Federline.

wondergirl9847 · #25 03-19-2005, 10:58 PM

What the frick?! Ew, just ew.

amber · #26 03-19-2005, 10:58 PM

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WTF???! Honestly, I can't even imagine what is going on here.

Whatever it is, it's warping my fragile little mind...

amber · #27 03-19-2005, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

Dear Britney,

No one wants to see your gross cooter.

Thanks,
Everyone.

At least the smoking is keeping her in shape...

GardenStateGirlie · #28 03-19-2005, 10:59 PM

dissention · #29 03-19-2005, 10:59 PM

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I'm glad Britney is embracing her poor white trash roots.

When hasn't she?

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Originally Posted by amber

I like Hohan, but it's in the contract.

(the "you must stick up for people who are your sign" contract. This does not apply to Courtney Love)

Hohan, oy. Such a pretty girl. Such disgusting boobies.

Courtney Love cracks me up. Girl has spunk and I dig it. She's also a few sandwiches short of a picnic, but that's part of the charm.

dissention · #30 03-19-2005, 11:02 PM

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She looks like Debra Winger with no neck and 8 chins in that picture. He looks like a ghetto thug experimenting with prostitution to make some steak.