Tacky - Page 29

carrie721 · #**421** 02-06-2007, 01:45 AM

tacky:

flippant replies directed at/in proximity to a very serious post.

i didn't freaking resurrect this thread for attention, or because i'm a moron.

whatever.

HomerMcvie · #**422** 02-06-2007, 02:41 AM

Resurrecting threads that qualify as antiques!

amber · #**423** 02-06-2007, 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carrie721

tacky:

flippant replies directed at/in proximity to a very serious post.

i didn't freaking resurrect this thread for attention, or because i'm a moron.

whatever.

That was really rude what they said to your mom, and this thread is great.

I'll add one that isn't nearly as important as yours, but amusing or frightening none the less.
Say you go visit your favorite professor, you're talking, you're telling him about a current issue you are having wherein a member of your family wants you to stop acting like a slut, and it's very troubling and heartfelt or whatever. Then the professor says "Close the door, please" and proceeds to tell you how hot you are, and ask if you would have a threesome with him and his (much younger) wife. Now imagine his daughter is only four years younger than you.

No, it didn't happen to me. I spent the same day (today) collating a project at work. In other words, I spent the day walking around a table, picking up papers in order. That's not tacky, I'm just pissed that my day was like that, while someone else was being told they were hot and being invited to threesomes, tacky though it may be. Like, I was already thinking "is this really my life?!?!?" while endlessly collating, then I got to hear that little story. Now I've pretty much convinced myself that my real life is existing in some other dimension, waiting for me to timespace on over. Not only that, but I went to work early to do this, getting only four hours of sleep. Oh, and I'm supposed to do it again tomorrow.
I'm just puspy cause I haven't been asked to a good threesome in months. I never go, but it's nice to be asked.

I think I'd rather be a hunter/gatherer, I really do. It seems so much more fun and worthwhile. I think I'll go hunt and gather my toothbrush, then hunt and gather some candy, then gather the book I hunted and skinned and smoked yesterday. My teepee should be warmed up by now, I can see a good billow coming out the smokehole. hehehehe, "smokehole". I better clean up the bones from the corndogs I hunted last night from my animalhide side table first.

carrie721 · #**424** 02-06-2007, 03:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amber

That was really rude what they said to your mom, and this thread is great.

I'll add one that isn't nearly as important as yours, but amusing or frightening none the less.
Say you go visit your favorite professor, you're talking, you're telling him about a current issue you are having wherein a member of your family wants you to stop acting like a slut, and it's very troubling and heartfelt or whatever. Then the professor says "Close the door, please" and proceeds to tell you how hot you are, and ask if you would have a threesome with him and his (much younger) wife. Now imagine his daughter is only four years younger than you.

that's so heinous.

Quote:

No, it didn't happen to me. I spent the same day (today) collating a project at work. In other words, I spent the day walking around a table, picking up papers in order. That's not tacky, I'm just pissed that my day was like that, while someone else was being told they were hot and being invited to threesomes, tacky though it may be. Like, I was already thinking "is this really my life?!?!?" while endlessly collating, then I got to hear that little story. Now I've pretty much convinced myself that my real life is existing in some other dimension, waiting for me to timespace on over. Not only that, but I went to work early to do this, getting only four hours of sleep. Oh, and I'm supposed to do it again tomorrow.
I'm just puspy cause I haven't been asked to a good threesome in months. I never go, but it's nice to be asked.

I think I'd rather be a hunter/gatherer, I really do. It seems so much more fun and worthwhile. I think I'll go hunt and gather my toothbrush, then hunt and gather some candy, then gather the book I hunted and skinned and smoked yesterday. My teepee should be warmed up by now, I can see a good billow coming out the smokehole. hehehehe, "smokehole". I better clean up the bones from the corndogs I hunted last night from my animalhide side table first.

i have nothing to say to that, except that "meatbag" is funnier than "smokehole."

amber · #**425** 02-06-2007, 03:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carrie721

that's so heinous.

i have nothing to say to that, except that "meatbag" is funnier than "smokehole."

Perhaps, but it isn't as much of a hole at the top of a teepee that the smoke from your fire escapes out of as a smokehole is. Otherwise....

carrie721 · #**426** 02-06-2007, 03:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amber

Perhaps, but it isn't as much of a hole at the top of a teepee that the smoke from your fire escapes out of as a smokehole is. Otherwise....

did you hear me? i said meatbag.

michelle2677 · #**427** 02-06-2007, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carrie721

tacky:

flippant replies directed at/in proximity to a very serious post.

i didn't freaking resurrect this thread for attention, or because i'm a moron.

whatever.

carrie-what's wrong?? I haven't checked all the threads yet