"Ask Rocky" Anything

Nixxxed · #1 07-26-2005, 07:41 PM

I think my cockatoo wants to type on the Internet, so I'm just gonna let him.

If he's out for playtime, and I'm suring the Net, he DEMANDS to be on my shoulders, so he can climb down on my arms and hop on the keyboard as I'm typing. I can't fight it anymore, and my Delete key is just about shot from having to erase his "mistakes".

But maybe they aren't mistakes ... ? Ask Rocky a question, and I'll let him reply to you. I won't edit them whatsoever - I'll only click the "Submit Message" button when he seems to be done.

(Who knows? Could be fun...) Ask away!!!

Oh, and here's an opening statement from The Purty Burd himself:

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amber · #2 07-26-2005, 07:43 PM

Dear Rocky - My cat wants to know - how fast can you fly? Also, do you taste like chicken?
-
Spanky

ontheEdgeof17 · #3 07-26-2005, 07:43 PM

Why do you **** all over the place?

GODDESS6 · #4 07-26-2005, 07:43 PM

DrummerDeanna · #5 07-26-2005, 07:44 PM

Dear Rocky,

I've been having weird dreams at night, what should I do?

Lisa1769 · #6 07-26-2005, 07:45 PM

Rocky wanna cracker?

estranged4life · #7 07-26-2005, 07:47 PM

thought about mating with Stevie's "2 Birds of Rhiannon"????

Nixxxed · #8 07-26-2005, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amber

Dear Rocky - My cat wants to know - how fast can you fly? Also, do you taste like chicken?
-
Spanky

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Okay - that's all he typed. And he kept hitting the function keys, which made my screen do all kinda trippy stuff. ***oooh, the colors*** I hope this works....

Nixxxed · #9 07-26-2005, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ontheEdgeof17

Why do you **** all over the place?

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Nixxxed · #10 07-26-2005, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrummerDeanna

Dear Rocky,

I've been having weird dreams at night, what should I do?

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Nixxxed · #11 07-26-2005, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lisa1769

Rocky wanna cracker?

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Nixxxed · #12 07-26-2005, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by estranged4life

thought about mating with Stevie's "2 Birds of Rhiannon"????

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Nixxxed · #13 07-26-2005, 08:01 PM

Wanna see something weird? As he was randomly hitting keys, he somehow got Google to search for the word "fhujo".

Look what came up:
http://www.google.com/search?ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=fhujo

Run for your lives! Cockatoos have seized control of the Internet!

Oh, and Curtis, I think I deciphered Rocky's response to you. He's asking YOU the same question.

ontheEdgeof17 · #14 07-26-2005, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nixxxed

Oh, and Curtis, I think I deciphered Rocky's response to you. He's asking YOU the same question.

The sad part is, I like talking to him more than you. He needs his own screen name.

Nixxxed · #15 07-26-2005, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ontheEdgeof17

The sad part is, I like talking to him more than you. He needs his own screen name.

I think there's enough random, meaningless crap typed on here already.

(And, OUCH.)