The Just Thought I'd Share Thread

[carrie721]

Originally Posted by Zombie

I suppose it's all right to know you're good at something and acknowledge it. For example, I am good at staring off into the middle distance. I don't flatter myself that I am the BEST at that, but I'm pretty damn good.

We all have our talents!

i'm pretty good at digressing. and repeating myself. and digressing.

[Zombie]

Originally Posted by carrie721

i'm pretty good at digressing. and repeating myself. and digressing.

See, there, that's good. I'd be good at that, but I often forget what I say about 3 seconds after I've said it, like a f*ckin' goldfish or some junk, and therefore can't really repeat myself.

In other news, here's why I shouldn't take a lot of NyQuil even if I have a cold. 16 year old cousin texts me, saying, "Chello!"

Naturally, I respond, "Oboe!"

Y'know, as one does.

She writes back, "...wtf?"

"...you said 'chello!' so I said 'oboe!' because I thought we were greeting each other as if we were members of an orchestra, only you misspelled 'cello'...?"

"yeah, no, that was a typo."

"Oh. Well, my bad, then. How's it?"

I feel that was an honest mistake that could've happened to anybody, but whatever.

[carrie721]

Originally Posted by Zombie

See, there, that's good. I'd be good at that, but I often forget what I say about 3 seconds after I've said it, like a f*ckin' goldfish or some junk, and therefore can't really repeat myself.

well, that's why i usually end up repeating myself.

In other news, here's why I shouldn't take a lot of NyQuil even if I have a cold. 16 year old cousin texts me, saying, "Chello!"

Naturally, I respond, "Oboe!"

Y'know, as one does.

She writes back, "...wtf?"

"...you said 'chello!' so I said 'oboe!' because I thought we were greeting each other as if we were members of an orchestra, only you misspelled 'cello'...?"

"yeah, no, that was a typo."

"Oh. Well, my bad, then. How's it?"

I feel that was an honest mistake that could've happened to anybody, but whatever.

next time try a single-reed woodwind. people are easily confused by the double-reeds.

[Enchanted_Stevi]

Chillin at Ashley's...Class today was SOOO boring I fell asleep like twice LOL It is SOOOOO nice out...I spent the whole like day inside!!! UGH

JTIS

[iamnotafraid]

TMZ is reporting that Stevie Nicks has bought a Unicorn ranch in Arizona.

[carrie721]

Originally Posted by iamnotafraid

TMZ is reporting that Stevie Nicks has bought a Unicorn ranch in Arizona.

let me know when she buys a plot of land in colorado city and then you'll have my attention.

[Ghost_Tracker]

Originally Posted by iamnotafraid

TMZ is reporting that Stevie Nicks has bought a Unicorn ranch in Arizona.

I'm not surprised. After all, the Rainbows End in Paradise Valley;
and if you're going to be a woman running in the shadows, then
you've got to have Unicorns that eat rainbows and poop butterflies...

[daniellaaarisen]

Originally Posted by Ghost_Tracker

How long do horses normally live?

(I don't know much about them, but I do feel incredibly comfortable riding them. )

Horses tend to live until around 30. They are typically all done jumping by 20 LATEST but they can be ridden fairly late in their lives depending on the individual horse's health.

[Zombie]

Originally Posted by carrie721

well, that's why i usually end up repeating myself.



next time try a single-reed woodwind. people are easily confused by the double-reeds.

Fair enough, madam. Fair. Enough.

Also, see, I went with oboe because it's a funny-sounding word and I didn't want to deingrate the noble French horn by making it participate in my shenanigans.

But the NyQuil thing is a great example of why no one should ever give me their cell phone numbers or let me text them. One day, it's oboes, and the next thing you know, I'm texting you at 4 AM, in a froth over how I can genetically engineer David Bowie's huge pants in Serious Moonlight with David Byrne's big suit in Stop Making Sense in order to make stylish yet cost effective clothing for the morbidly obese.

True story.

Fortunately, that friend is still speaking to me.

Y'know, somewhat.

[iamnotafraid]

Originally Posted by carrie721

let me know when she buys a plot of land in colorado city and then you'll have my attention.

I'm slow this morning, what do you mean?

[carrie721]

Originally Posted by Zombie

Fair enough, madam. Fair. Enough.

Also, see, I went with oboe because it's a funny-sounding word and I didn't want to deingrate the noble French horn by making it participate in my shenanigans.

well, that's why god made clarinets. it's not as funny a word as oboe, but it has no nobility to speak of.

Originally Posted by iamnotafraid

I'm slow this morning, what do you mean?

colorado city = creepy polygamist compound where old men marry 15 year old girls.

[Zombie]

Originally Posted by carrie721

colorado city = creepy polygamist compound where old men marry 15 year old girls.

At my old job, we had a group of customer service girls from the Midwest that I loving referred to as the Polygamy-Cult-Hair Brigade, on account of their penchant for really long straggly hair and incredibly architecturally coiffed bangs.

[carrie721]

Originally Posted by Zombie

At my old job, we had a group of customer service girls from the Midwest that I loving referred to as the Polygamy-Cult-Hair Brigade, on account of their penchant for really long straggly hair and incredibly architecturally coiffed bangs.

i work with a girl like that. the first day i met her i knew she was from the midwest, and, lo and behold, she grew up in indiana.

[LikeAWillow]

Originally Posted by carrie721

i work with a girl like that. the first day i met her i knew she was from the midwest, and, lo and behold, she grew up in indiana.

Stop bringing Cammie into this.

[carrie721]

Originally Posted by LikeAWillow

Stop bringing Cammie into this.

OMG.

lolololololololol.

i could forgive the sky-high bangs as long as she'd let me feel her up.