Mac Inspired 2004 Campaign Songs

[darklinensuit]

Let's keep these fun. No offense to anybody.

Too Far From Texas (So Send Me Packing) - Bush
Tear It Up (Along with the Chads) - Leiberman
Save Me A Place (On The Kerry Ticket?) - Edwards
I Must Go ('Cuz The Money Just Won't Flow) - C. M. Braun
Hold Me (Without Due Process) - Bush
Eyes Of The World (Aren't Looking Too Happy) - Bush
The Second Time (Could Be Even Worse Than The First!) - Bush
Sooner Or Later (People Will Learn To Spell My Name) - Kucinich
If Anyone Falls (For My Line Of Crap) - LaRouche
Stand on Iraq - Bush
(Bomb) Iraq A Little - Bush
Never Forget (Except For My Voting Record) - Kerry
Walk A Thin Line (And Then Do A Thin Line Like In College) - Bush
I Believe My Time Ain't Long (And I Still Want To Get My Hands On The Supreme Court) - Bush
Listen To The Rain (Since It's More Thrilling Than Any Of My Speeches) - Leiberman

What did I leave out?

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

I Want You (To Forget My Iowa Concession Speech) - Dean
Skies The Limit (So Why Are You Complaining About The Deficit?) - Bush
(Everybody's Talking About The) Amazing Johnny Stew (And How Come Nobody Notices Me?) - Kucinich
Heroes Are Hard To Find (And I Can't Say I'm Any Help) - LaRouche

- Jake

[Johnny Stew]

Eh, it's dumb, but it's the only half-way decent one I can think to add....

"(Only Straight People Can Say) I Do" ~ Bush

[DownOnRodeo]

If Anyone Falls (For My Line Of Crap) - LaRouche

I don't know LaRouche but something tells me I should feel grateful.

We're in the throes of state and federal elections here this year too, so I feel your collective pain. Add to that that we get news about your election, even though its still the primaries or whatever they are. So yeah, disturbingly I know enough to contribute here


U(SA) & I Pt II - Bush

Surrendered the Reign - Leiberman

Can't Go Back (But Wish I Could) - Dean

The Ledge(ndary Voters of Iowa... Where Would I Be) Without You - Kerry

Dreams (Shattered) Over & Over - Leiberman

(Sorry for Giving Your Kids) The Nightmares - Dean

Family Man - Bush Jr

Say You Love Me - Leiberman

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by Johnny Stew
Eh, it's dumb, but it's the only half-way decent one I can think to add....

"(Only Straight People Can Say) I Do" ~ Bush

along with Don't Stop (Legislating the Bible)

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by DownOnRodeo
I don't know LaRouche but something tells me I should feel grateful.

I'm still not convinced he's a real person, kinda like that Max Headroom (or whatever) guy.

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

(I'm Married To The) Kind of Woman (Who's A Lot Quieter Than Hilary) - Bush

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Some Become Strangers (After You Were Their Running Mate) - Leiberman

- Jake

[jwd]

How about:

Freedom - Bush. It's REAL popular in Iraq and Afghanistan

Never Forget - Bush

Why(there's no use in crying, it's all over) - Dean

I'm So Afraid(days when the rain and the sun are gone) - Dean

Go Your Own Way - Dean, to the rest of the Dems.

Never Going Back Again - Gephardt

That's All For Everyone - Democratic platform

Save Me A Place - Hillary

Tango In The Night, Come, Coming Your Way, Big Love, You Make Loving Fun - Could have been Bill's second choices.

Mystified - Sharpton

Over My Head - Kucinich...could also be another one of Dean's.

Make Me A Mask - Kerry

That's Alright - Lieberman(to Gore)

When The Sun Goes Down - Edwards


That was fun, thanks Jake.


Joe

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by jwd

That's Alright - Lieberman(to Gore)

Somehow I doubt that's what old Joe is saying to Gore. I picture Hadass ready to pounce on Al the next time she sees him.

- Jake

[jwd]

darklinensuit:

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Originally posted by jwd

That's Alright - Lieberman(to Gore)

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Somehow I doubt that's what old Joe is saying to Gore. I picture Hadass ready to pounce on Al the next time she sees him.

Yea, I agree Jake. But you have to keep in mind it's a "campaign song". Politics, take it for what it's worth.


Joe

[dissention]

Think About Me (Before You Eat Another Pretzel)- Bush
Reconsider Me (For Another Lackluster Term)- Bush
Stand Back ('Cuz I'm Going To Scream Again and the Spit Will Fly)-Dean
Outside the Rain (Teresa's Drinking Green Tea)- Kerry

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by jwd
Yea, I agree Jake. But you have to keep in mind it's a "campaign song". Politics, take it for what it's worth.


Joe

Wait a sec...JOE...What exactly IS your last name...

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by dissention
Outside the Rain (Teresa's Drinking Green Tea)- Kerry

Outside the Rain (Teresa Can Buy All The Green Tea In The World, As Well As A Huge Chunk Of China)

- Jake

[jwd]

Wait a sec...JOE...What exactly IS your last name...

D'Lieberman