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~Daniel~ Where on your palm is my little line when you're written in mine as an old memory? KATE BUSH |
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Yeah, the douche bag in my bathtub was really gross. I forgot to say that he brought his own BATH BOMBS!!! What the hell, eh? There was residue in the tub from them. Like he knew that was a great place to take a free bath! It only ever happened the once. After it happened, I was telling some people in the building (we're a pretty tight knit group) and I guess the last tenants up here had people using their toilet, so that's why the locks were put in. But no one ever experienced a skid in their tub! Wanker!
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I forgot about my immaculate infection! This is gross, but I'm just gonna tell you. So... I had what appeared to me to be a bladder infection and one night, it was so bad that I called my friend to take me to emergency. They... swabbed me... very traumatizing... and asked me a thousand times if I was sexually active. I told them no. The doctor came back and asked me if I was sure I hadn't been sexually active recently. I said no! 100% no way it could be anything sexually transmitted. I was a total virgin at the time (like virgin in the sense that I hadn't even kissed someone yet). So, he looked puzzled and left again. The nurse came in and asked me and I told her the same thing. It was ridiculous! They wouldn't believe me and were really getting hostile and making me feel like crap for two reasons: 1) I was a virgin and who wants to be all like "total virgin sittin' here" to a couple of total strangers and 2) they wouldn't let the subject go! So, they came back after testing the... swab... shudder... and gave me chlamydia medication. I said, "Are you kidding me? There is no way it's an STD!!!" They told me to just take it and that it would help the infection whatever it is. Weird eh? They never said what the infection was though. Very strange! My immaculate infection!
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If you end up pregnant....
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It was funny, though.
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"Do not be afraid! I am Esteban de la Sexface!" "In order to live free and happily, you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice" Whehyll I can do EHYT!! Wehyll I can make it WAHN moh thihme! (wheyllit'sA reayllongwaytogooo! To say goodbhiiy!) - |
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I told him that's what he got for messing with me, and felt a little better. He still has the funnier story to tell though...
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That infection story is really disturbing - any desire I had to nail you is totally gone now
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By the way, ****ty about the water down the back of your head! That would be freezing! And you'd be uncomfortable for the rest of the night! What a pisser!
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One time I found a big, giant hair in a burger at McDonalds. Fortunately for me, I had picked up the top part of the bun and looked at it before biting into it. It was so nasty. It really looked like it was there on purpose. I have been flashed twice. Once as a teen walking in my friend's neighborhood this guy driving by in a station wagon lifted his butt in the air so I could see that he wasn't wearing any pants. That was actually kind of funny it was so pathetic. The other time was near my home in Duxbury, I was walking and this car behind me was going very slow. I figured they were just looking for an address. I exited that side street and was walking the main road when I heard, "Hey", I turned and the bloke was standing there pantsless! Ugh. I quickly turned back around and raced home. I heard him speed off. Oh yeah, and here at work, someone stole my headphones and they are the kind you put in your ear. What the hell is wrong with people???
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