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When I stayed overnight in Miami a few weeks ago I had been up most of the night on here and uploading some pics for everyone and I finally laid down a little after 5 am and had the tv on as I was drifting off to sleep and I'm laying there, eyes closed, and all of a sudden I hear what sounded like cries from a woman on the other side of the wall and then silence and in between the tv chatter and trying to drift off to sleep I hear a woman cry out again, so I raised up wondering just wth was going on, cause it sounded like someone in pain (lol) so I turned down the tv, and then I realized what was going on and fell on my pillow and thought "You've got to be kidding me..."
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I had a couple of roommates a few years ago who really should never have been in a relationship with each other. They'd have knock-down drag-out arguments, and then 20 minutes later I'd hear them f#$^ing. One of them was a really over-the-top moaner - "Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Ohhh! I can't hold out! Cum with me! Ohhhhhhhh!"
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It's funny the topic of neighbors loudly banging has come up right now... art imitates life! For the first time in many years, I heard a neighbor having sex the other day. My other half and I were in the living room watching TV, and kept hearing noises. We'd mute the TV not knowing what it was, listen, then just look at each other and shrug. Pretty soon we started hearing a girl SCREAMING like she was being beaten. Then about every 5th scream, we'd hear a noise that decidedly wasn't pained . It's so interesting, the guy who lives next door is so super quiet and reserved... he's not one you'd clock for having monkey porn star sex. But like they say, it's always the quiet ones!
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I think at one point he was stalking a married guy that he'd hooked up with - the guy told my roommate to leave him alone, yet still he pursued. He also had a thing for 20-ish straight college frat boys. One came to the house selling Kirby vacuum cleaners; he kept the guy for a couple of hours, and ended up buying a $1400 vacuum cleaner (he wasn't working at the time, so it was basically the other roommates' money he was spending). And he still didn't get laid. Then there was another 20-year old straight boy (I have no idea where he met this guy), who he'd take up to his bedroom to watch straight porn. One evening, the guy came in, left his duffel bag by the stairs, and they went up to the bedroom. 20 minutes later, the guy comes back downstairs, grabs his bag, and leaves without a word. I never saw him again. |
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One time I went over to this guys house this was probably about 5 years ago and he was about oh 25 or so and we went into his basement to have sex. After he finished f***ing me and as we were walking upstairs for me to leave he says to me "Can you keep it down, MY WIFE AND KID ARE ALSEEP UPSTAIRS."
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Well... At least he didn't say it before sexy time started..?
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Too funny
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OINK! (just deleted a bunch of sh*t, on which the Haterade Two, would have gone to town on me) |
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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
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I can also testify to this. I still hurt after two days. In the best way, of course..
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I hate that. Seriously hate it. I'm not in one right now though 'cause did I mention I met Debbie Harry on Friday night bam. Hormones EVERYWHERE.
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Yes, we do. Damned if I can think of any right now.
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