Nothing in the world is more frustrating than

[DrummerDeanna]

Originally Posted by mikeschmike

Ha! Yeah, I've seen the point and wink. Of course, it's never directed at me. There used to be a guy here who always did the shooting thing with his hands. That was pretty unbearable.

Thank god I can get my coffee, go back to my desk, put on my headphones and drown those losers out.

Oh..that's what I'm talking about the "shooting thing" then a wink...that needs to be outlawed...as do the terms mentioned above...it's all just wrong...any ass slappers in the office?

[mikeschmike]

Originally Posted by carrie721

ew, what is wrong with people? i hate being called "sweetie" and **** like that. happens all the time at work.

i am NOT a sweetie!

We know...

I'm not too big on using terms of endearment. Except for "bitch".

[carrie721]

Originally Posted by mikeschmike

We know...

I'm not too big on using terms of endearment. Except for "bitch".

you can call me bitch anytime.

[mikeschmike]

Originally Posted by DrummerDeanna

any ass slappers in the office?

i wish! er...i mean...no.

[michelle2677]

Mike- do i sense a "crisis" on the rise? Get you own personal coffee maker and put a note "keep your fukcing hands OFF!" how'd i do?

[SuzeQuze]

Originally Posted by mikeschmike

We know...

I'm not too big on using terms of endearment. Except for "bitch".

I used to work with a receptionist who, when people called her honey or sweetie she would say something like, "okay then honey bun".

[JazmenFlowers]

Originally Posted by mikeschmike

I'm not too big on using terms of endearment. Except for "bitch".

ahhh. my favorite.

I, personally, am so sick of people using their "favorite" words all the effing time.

like:

"out of an abundance of caution"
"ad nauseam"
"preserve the file"

the next person to say those 2 things may just get a "point and shoot"

[carrie721]

Originally Posted by SuzeQuze

I used to work with a receptionist who, when people called her honey or sweetie she would say something like, "okay then honey bun".

when guys are especially condescending at work, i call them studmuffin.

[SuzeQuze]

Originally Posted by carrie721

when guys are especially condescending at work, i call them studmuffin.

Perfect!

I was watching Titanic and had forgotten the line about Freud's theories on the male preoccupation with size. Brilliant.

[michelle2677]

Originally Posted by mikeschmike

We know...

I'm not too big on using terms of endearment. Except for "bitch".

im not either. Except for "darling". There's something sexy about it. But when used like "darlin'". nevermind

[mikeschmike]

Originally Posted by michelle2677

Mike- do i sense a "crisis" on the rise? Get you own personal coffee maker and put a note "keep your fukcing hands OFF!" how'd i do?

i would love to! i think i'm just going to pull a 9 to 5 and throw some "skinny and sweet" into their coffee.

that's good advice though.

[mikeschmike]

Originally Posted by michelle2677

im not either. Except for "darling". There's something sexy about it. But when used like "darlin'". nevermind

okay, i do use that one. but only when it's deserved!

[skcin]

Mike - Send a memo inviting everyone to an inservice. Title it "How to make a pot of coffee. Bitches." Make it mandatory.


I have issues with the people at work that use the treatment room here (open to everyone to do minor procedures like sutures & stuff) and leave it a mess. Sterile wrapping everywhere, table paper not replaced. And sorry to stereotype, but it really is always the male employees. Bastards.

Nothing is more annoying than repeating the same thing 10 times & people still arguing with you. If it's a policy or state law, I can't do anything to change it. Ass.

[DrummerDeanna]

Originally Posted by SuzeQuze

Perfect!

I was watching Titanic and had forgotten the line about Freud's theories on the male preoccupation with size. Brilliant.

I don't know what's funnier..that you were watching Titanic or that line

I'm kidding, I actually love Titanic...in fact the special edition DVD is on my Christmas list

And that line? Is so funny - it always comes to mind when I see men in big huge Hummers and other SUVs...esp. if they're driving like assholes...

[michelle2677]

Originally Posted by mikeschmike

okay, i do use that one. but only when it's deserved!

heehee....

Originally Posted by mikeschmike

i would love to! i think i'm just going to pull a 9 to 5 and throw some "skinny and sweet" into their coffee.

that's good advice though.

There ya go!! or change it to......decaf...blah....or...make it REAL strong...super coffee!!! I could go on forever. I love plotting revenge. It's my...."specialty"