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GardenStateGirlie · #61 03-19-2005, 11:43 PM

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Calling her foul is like saying Julia Roberts has big teeth. It's already obvious.

I hate Julia. I cringe everytime I hear the America Online commercial.

dissention · #62 03-19-2005, 11:43 PM

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Are you trying to make me projectile-vomit up my yogurt??

If that pic didn't do it, nothing I can say would.

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I miss her Celebrity Skin days....and the earlier days of Hole when she was flat out ridiculous in her babydoll dresses and maryjanes. Now she's just sad

She used to be crazy, but somewhat sane. Then she really cleaned up, looked absolutely marvelous, and had a decent career. 'Tis no more.

dissention · #63 03-19-2005, 11:45 PM

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I hate Julia. I cringe everytime I hear the America Online commercial.

Oh my word, me, too. I couldn't figure out if it was her or Monica Potter since they're creepy twins, but it still made me wretch.

amber · #64 03-19-2005, 11:53 PM

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I will forever refer to her as The Massive Genital Wart on the Crotch of the Grand Diva of Fug from now on, dammit.

Omigod, Dude! My eyes! Why, Why? I will never be able to make love, or eat, or open my eyes again...

amber · #65 03-19-2005, 11:55 PM

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Oh my word, me, too. I couldn't figure out if it was her or Monica Potter since they're creepy twins, but it still made me wretch.

You think Monica's creepy?

dissention · #66 03-19-2005, 11:56 PM

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You think Monica's creepy?

No, I like Monica and think she's adorable, but her and Julia Roberts look alike and sound alike to the point where it's ****ing uncanny. The only difference is that Monica doesn't have a horse's mouth.

amber · #67 03-20-2005, 12:04 AM

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No, I like Monica and think she's adorable, but her and Julia Roberts look alike and sound alike to the point where it's ****ing uncanny. The only difference is that Monica doesn't have a horse's mouth.

And what a difference it is. All the difference in the world, really.

dissention · #68 03-20-2005, 12:04 AM

While our collective tongues could cut hedges, I must retire to bed. My ass is pooped.

dissention · #69 03-20-2005, 12:07 AM

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And what a difference it is. All the difference in the world, really.

Oh, totally. Every time I see Toothy Roberts, I burst into song:

A horse is a horse
Of course, of course
And no one can talk to a horse, of course
That is, of course, unless the horse
Is the famous Toothy Roberts!
Go straight to the source and ask the horse
She'll give you the answer that you endorse
She always sets a steady course
Talk to Toothy Roberts!

GODDESS6 · #70 03-20-2005, 09:35 AM

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I, personally, loved this. They can go fug themselves.

But this? Certainly does nothing to show off Melissa's great tit job and instead makes her look like the frump, unwed black sheep (and justifiably so) of a Mexican family, just waiting for the day when she gets the call that she's been chosen as a drug mule and can cross the border to sample Gucci.

OMG, I LOVE U 4 THIS POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~ 2 F#CKIN' FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~

WelshWitchPMD · #71 03-20-2005, 01:05 PM

OMG. Quadra boob! That is just too funny!

Sweet Jesus. She has quadra-boob, she has armpit cleavage... Did no one tell her that she's not an A-cup? Did no one gently point out that breasts look nicer when they're not being smashed? Did no one have the nads to suggest that she wear a gown in her own size? Did no one explain that your breasts really shouldn't become one with your armpits?

ryan8472 · #72 03-20-2005, 01:14 PM

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OMG. Quadra boob! That is just too funny!

Sweet Jesus. She has quadra-boob, she has armpit cleavage... Did no one tell her that she's not an A-cup? Did no one gently point out that breasts look nicer when they're not being smashed? Did no one have the nads to suggest that she wear a gown in her own size? Did no one explain that your breasts really shouldn't become one with your armpits?

That looks soooooo painful.

dissention · #73 03-20-2005, 01:44 PM

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OMG. Quadra boob! That is just too funny!

Sweet Jesus. She has quadra-boob, she has armpit cleavage... Did no one tell her that she's not an A-cup? Did no one gently point out that breasts look nicer when they're not being smashed? Did no one have the nads to suggest that she wear a gown in her own size? Did no one explain that your breasts really shouldn't become one with your armpits?

That is disgusting. She's just boobs, boobs, and more boobs. And I'm actually quite surprised she isn't wearing one of Stevie's half-moon necklaces. I thought they were all the rage.

Janet · #74 03-20-2005, 01:44 PM

Oh God guys I am pissing my pants.

GardenStateGirlie · #75 03-20-2005, 02:10 PM

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And I'm actually quite surprised she isn't wearing one of Stevie's half-moon necklaces. I thought they were all the rage.

Stevie gave Bette a moon necklace. She actually spoke about it a few months ago on Good Day Live with Arthell. $10 says Stevie gave Chrissie her necklace as a congratulations for getting inducted into the R&RHOF.