The Just Thought I'd Share Thread - Page 132

Macfanforever · #**1966** 07-08-2010, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by vivfox

Last night I drove upon a Sobriety check point set up by the Police. I was the second car in line. I was at a complete stop. I picked up my cell phone to make a quick call and one of the cops was staring at me as if I had just done something really stupid. He walks over to my car and says to me, "were you just talking on your cell phone?' I said yes and he said,"don't you know it's illegal to use a cellphone while you are operating a motor vehicle in Connecticut?" I said I did not know that. Like, duh, if I had known I wouldn't be doing it in plain sight.

I got a ticket for One Hundred freakin' dollars!!!

Don't you know who I am? I'm Vivica freakin' Fox!!!

Yes They bust balls here in CT,Years back I got pinched by a local cop without my seatbelt on ,at that time the fine was $35.00.

bucklind17 · #**1967** 07-08-2010, 09:43 PM

I would like to see such an awesome rainbow someday.

iamnotafraid · #**1968** 07-08-2010, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Macfanforever

in CT,Years back I got pinched by a local cop without my seatbelt on ,at that time the fine was $35.00.

Don't feel too bad. I got pulled over one time because a COP
thought I was laughing at him (or them). What a goof.

vivfox · #**1969** 07-08-2010, 10:44 PM

Rather than pay that ticket, I sent in the slip requesting a court date. I'm gonna fight it.

FMlex · #**1970** 07-09-2010, 09:26 AM

My give a damn's busted when it comes to Lohan and Lebron. Just sayin'.

goldustsongbird · #**1971** 07-09-2010, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by vivfox

Rather than pay that ticket, I sent in the slip requesting a court date. I'm gonna fight it.

Is it really worth it?

jannieC · #**1972** 07-09-2010, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by vivfox

Rather than pay that ticket, I sent in the slip requesting a court date. I'm gonna fight it.

That sig picture is awful.

Zombie · #**1973** 07-09-2010, 08:59 PM

JTIS that I have been in my new house for like 2 weeks now, and the stove/oven is broken, and my landlord is a doucherocket of epic proportions who keeps dicking around about fixing it, and that is really annoying.

But it has forced me to come up with creative ways to make food that doesn't suck with naught but my microwave, various Hello Kitty small appliances, George Foreman grill, and groovy giant Crock Pot.

Making pasta in the microwave is not ideal, but will do. But I did manage to modify my usual homemade Bolognese enough to approximate an actually decent microwave version! That was cool. I am not going to try to make any of my other usual pasta sauces in the microwave, though, because the ingredients are spendy and if I muck it up in the nuker, I will be out money and also grumpy.

But the major revelation? NOW I CAN MAKE AN OMELETTE! I love cooking, and I am a pretty advanced chef (yeah, that's right, betch, you just watch me thicken a cream sauce with a beurre manié without it tasting floury - go on, watch me!), but I cannot for the life of my consistently make an omelette that doesn't fall apart. Sure, I can do it every once in a while, and then I don't want to eat it because it's folded so nicely and it's not ripped up with all the good stuff oozing out of the middle, but I can't do it every time. More like...1 in 5.

But it turns out if you use a glass pie plate in the microwave on half-power, you make a perfect little egg circle that folds over with no problem. SCORE!

Yeah, I'm easily pleased.

Next time on Zombie Improvises the **** Out of Stuff, individual quiche au fromage in the Hello Kitty waffle iron! Can she do it? Only time will tell. Oh, the suspense!

vivfox · #**1974** 07-09-2010, 09:10 PM

Zombie, I love you.

vivfox · #**1975** 07-09-2010, 09:12 PM

Just stumbled across this hilarious craigslist ad. Woman seeking man:

Looking for my personal manslave. - 87

Vivacious woman seeks much younger male to make her wildest fantasies a reality. I want to spend my last years golden.

STDs don't bother me. I'm on my way out anyway. Must have stamina. You don't have to worry about biting with this mouth.

Zombie · #**1976** 07-09-2010, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by vivfox

Zombie, I love you.

Aww, I love you, too, fella.

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Originally Posted by vivfox

Just stumbled across this hilarious craigslist ad. Woman seeking man:

Looking for my personal manslave. - 87

Vivacious woman seeks much younger male to make her wildest fantasies a reality. I want to spend my last years golden.

STDs don't bother me. I'm on my way out anyway. Must have stamina. You don't have to worry about biting with this mouth.

CraigsList is amazing. I read the personal ads on there all the time, some of them are just flat-out hilarious (unintentionally).

Enchanted_Stevi · #**1977** 07-09-2010, 09:49 PM

JTIS that I am back for the weekend...I'm like never online anymore cuz I'm always with my girlfriend. She is gone for the weekend w/ her parents and sister to The Cape...against her will lol Her mom is like MAKING her go. Stupid. So I am bff/gf less for the weekend =(

SapphireSister · #**1978** 07-09-2010, 10:32 PM

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...I'm like never online anymore cuz I'm always with my girlfriend.(

That's a good thing. Wish I could say the same!

Enchanted_Stevi · #**1979** 07-09-2010, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by SapphireSister

That's a good thing. Wish I could say the same!

Yea it is, but I feel so lost when I come back and dont know what to reply on LOL

Zombie · #**1980** 07-10-2010, 12:34 AM

I was just reminded of this and watched it again, so I thought I would share. This bit is one of the funniest things I have EVER seen in my life. Enjoy!

OH GOD, HAHA. *wheeze*