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02-06-2004, 12:07 AM
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BLACKDRESS AND THE CARDIGAN ("Goldfish and the Ladybug"):
The BlackDress and the Cardigan Are always worn with each other Stevie couldn't take them off She couldn't try on no other Cardigan said, "I can't spin!" BlackDress twirls but bland Cardigan buttoned down like a smock On our matronly Queen of Rock One tour and the promise was made Cardigan's cheating with Duster BlackDress tore seams of sadness How were they to smell? How were they to smell? And the days turned into years Stevie fans' boredom grew Just take the sweater to the razor's edge And put on something new Something new BlackDress stayed solo on the next leg of tour So dowdy and so old Stevie wore that dress all alone But Cardigan lived in her mind Cardigan lived in her mind O, Cardy, Cardy, I love you Can I match you with BlackDress Can I wear something besides you two Can I wear something besides you two Can I wear something besides you two - Jake
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#182
02-06-2004, 12:31 AM
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WHAT HAS WEARING BLACK EVER DONE FOR YOU?
She wore a real black sweater, she wore a real black dress And these two were always seen on tour together Stevie (Stevie) Stevie (Stevie) Answer the question If you could wear them each day over again Would you do it Throughout your obsession Well, what has wearing black ever done for you? You two! What has wearing black ever done for me? Oh, everything! Every day fans say, "Answer the question!" (Answer the question!) Could you be an even bigger bore With this new lack of fashion? Would you wear red again? (Would you wear red again?) If only I would! (Yes, I would!) I'd have a really good time! I'll wear another dress In something black...pit stain! I had a really good time, Margi! It was really black! She says, "I'll meet you at the sale racks!" She says, "I'll catch you at TJ Maxx!" - Jake
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#183
02-06-2004, 12:50 AM
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BLACK DRESS (a la Stand Back)
No one breathed as black dress came by A new dress in the wardrobe would have been just fine Said "please, Margi" again and again first she took my money then she planned You know no one knows how I feel in this same rags She said she needed some more time One designer walked away from me she doesn't understand I said take this... black dress, black dress In the middle of my room I hand this ugly frock to you, well Not alright, not alright to repeat the same design (repeat the same design) to repeat the same design I'm gonna..... blah blah blahhhh blah blah blah blah blah blahhhh blah blah blah blah blah blah blaaaah Please let's burn this dress my friend well, when I wear this i'm not a ten No man will call my name yea.  So I went on down the stage away from you maybe your intentions were to make me a two One man said he was gonna fall the black dress smelled too much I said take this... black dress, black dress In the middle of my room I hand this ugly frock to you, well Not alright, not alright to repeat the same design (repeat the same design) to repeat the same design So I went on down the stage away from you maybe your intentions were to make me a two One man said he was gonna fall the black dress smelled too much I said take this... black dress, black dress In the middle of my room I hand this ugly frock to you, well Not alright, not alright to repeat the same design (repeat the same design) to repeat the same design I'm gonna...
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#185
02-06-2004, 11:51 AM
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LMAO, Marissa!!
Brilliant sequins fall in Margi's path No hesitation She sews them on fast La Nicks has another waiting at home But just one more will make her disgust you Kind of Blackdress that'll haunt you It will disgust you I didn't mean to tailor another, Margi cried Oh but the nylon was bought wholesale last night The salesclerk came to me when she saw my knees weaken And yes, she suckered me in Kind of shrewd wholesaler that'll get you So I bought it for you
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#186
02-06-2004, 12:00 PM
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I've been sucked back into this thread. That? Was good 
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02-06-2004, 12:13 PM
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It's addictive!Now, which wholesaler would be more up Margi's alley? BJs (no jokes, you sickos ) or Costco's?
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#188
02-06-2004, 01:53 PM
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BLACKDRESS IS NOT COOL ("Julia")
I will spin really slow On my butt-ugly Reeblechs Worn with my BlackCardigan It comes from bargain bin, yeah When I run on treadmill I am free from any embroidery And my blond hair will be hanging Landslide's when I kiss Lindsey For in BlackDress No strain on sore hip No false boobies No one has to tell me to wear black I'll wear all black Except pink muffler on Today Show I will cry out to Anne Heche Lafoon I wear two things these days And these nights old clothes are so cool People ask me They ask me They say, "So, Stevie, just what ain't black that you wear now?" She wears two things Two things Well, in the fight for the spotlight She dons BlackSweater And BlackDress, too Who is the child Who disregards all fashion rules? I would wallow in this rut And I won't change clothes from July to June... - Jake
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#190
02-06-2004, 07:19 PM
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"Blackdress, Blackdress" (sort of like "Mirror, Mirror")
As my shawls get frayed at their ends so go the buttons of my sweater from this outfit I have on empty is my hamper! Sometimes Margi's frightened as she sews my flies there's been a few colors I know I've really worn alot But then one day ooo I really fell in love I saw them on the rack at Nordstrom's, baby I said 'buy 'em!' Blackdress, blackdress. Blackdress, blackdress.... My skirts will fade Like the cardigin She says "No, I will never wear this again" He says "Oh good, it was starting to smell..." Margi I want to see your...latest design...latest design This must make me look thin She says no not really. Blackdress, Blackdress, Blackdress, Blackdress Last edited by petep9000; 02-06-2004 at 07:32 PM..
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#191
02-06-2004, 09:46 PM
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I can't believe this thread is back again! I'm laughing my ass off, and everyone in the room think's I'm more nuts than I already am. Indeed, keep em' coming!
BTW, I wish I had the rhyming skills y'all do!
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#192
02-07-2004, 01:09 AM
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IF I EVER WERE TO BREATHE:
I'm BlackDressed now from my neck to my soles And with every spin I make It's worn another damned show I continue to wear a shawl It was so long it fell down to my knees And I don't think I can handle change at all...all... Well, one more night I'll pile on same layers Yes, and peel To make me sweat I'll add a buttoned sweater Have I not heard fans' plea? And it pays to buy In bulk, don't raise hem How much time Will Lindsey be my friend? My dress squeezes breasts and I can't breathe Not even singing Dreams If I ever did dry-heave from tight corset If I ever did dry-heave And this look won't die Doing nothing but black widow How much time Will I keep this trend? Ooooh, Margi, don't leave me I'm covering my knees Margi don't leave me I really can't breathe... - Jake
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#193
02-07-2004, 01:16 AM
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+10 for that my friend. That? Was good And I just sang the song with your lyrics...fits perfectly. Perhaps i'll record it tomorow for a laugh and send it
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#194
02-07-2004, 02:38 AM
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Let me give it a try... Stop Draggin That Dress Around Baby it just follows me on every tour... That same black dress I used to wear before.... I said Yeah well what am I supposed to do... New fashions from Margi are way over due.... So I'll wear a few colored shawls..... That'll keep a few critics down... Stop dragging that... Stop dragging that... Stop dragging that dress around! Its hard to think about golds and blues.... Its hard to walk in those platform shoes... Menopause is not all that easy.... I have no time to go shopping at all... I know you really wanna throw it away.... I can't say that I blame you at all.... So I'll wear a few colored shawls..... That'll keep a few critics down... Stop dragging that... Stop dragging that... Stop dragging that dress around! I'll put a heel on these reebok shoes... Wear a black dress and stay away from blues... Wear the same dress again and again... I'll never change it, not even if you beg..... I know you really wanna throw it away... Put all of your fashion worries at bay... So I'll wear a few colored shawls..... That'll keep a few critics down... Stop dragging that... Stop dragging that... Stop dragging that dress around! ~Alex
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#195
02-08-2004, 09:00 PM
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Glad you're joining in, Alex.
MAKE ME A DRESS ("Make Me A Mask") Make me a dress That I can wear 'Til tour is done Lindsey's in white tees My batwing sleeves The shawl is spinning Make me BlackDress So I can have fun When Tusk dance comes Christine did not stay Her vocal I play New era beginning Make me TightDress So I can't pass gas 'Til the right time comes Blond hair in my eye In charter jet I fly My hip is still tingling - Jake
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