SOTU Address Thread

[dissention]

Originally posted by strandinthewind
Here is a lowdown on the two sides:

Republicans:

no abortion
no gun control
lower taxes to stimulate economic growth
states rights as opposed to a larger Federal govt.
no gay rights whatsoever

Democrats:

abortion
gun control
higher taxes
a larger Federal govt. and less individual state autonomy
possible civil unions and/or domestic partner benefits for gay people (this is not unanimous)

Also...

Republicans:

Toby Keith
No good sex
Coultergeist (Ann Coulter)
Almost no welfare programs
No safe-sex education in schools, only abstinence
Fox News
Jewish blood money in large trusts
Bad comb-overs

Democrats:

Barbra Streisand
Fabulous sex
Michael Moore
Tons of welfare programs
Safe-sex education
CNN
Welfare checks in local bank accounts
Neatly coiffed 'do's

[strandinthewind]

Originally posted by dissention
Also...

Republicans:

Toby Keith
No good sex
Coultergeist (Ann Coulter)
Almost no welfare programs
No safe-sex education in schools, only abstinence
Fox News
Jewish blood money in large trusts
Bad comb-overs

Democrats:

Barbra Streisand
Fabulous sex
Michael Moore
Tons of welfare programs
Safe-sex education
CNN
Welfare checks in local bank accounts
Neatly coiffed 'do's

Oops - I edited while you posted - sorry

P.S. Maria - this is a good example of the self-admitted far left

[dissention]

Originally posted by strandinthewind
P.S. Maria - this is a good example of the self-admitted far left

Extremely far, far, far, far, far, far left. I'd sell my mother to a white slave trader to get Bush out of office.

Don't worry, though, Maria will join us soon...

[GypsySorcerer]

Originally posted by dissention
Also...

Republicans:

Toby Keith
No good sex
Coultergeist (Ann Coulter)
Almost no welfare programs
No safe-sex education in schools, only abstinence
Fox News
Jewish blood money in large trusts
Bad comb-overs

Democrats:

Barbra Streisand
Fabulous sex
Michael Moore
Tons of welfare programs
Safe-sex education
CNN
Welfare checks in local bank accounts
Neatly coiffed 'do's

Now, Now.... Believe you me, I have fabulous sex.

And I know that you are aware that there are some pro-choice Republicans, myself included. (Olympia Snowe, John McCain, hell Gerald Ford.) And remember when Bush, Sr. served on the Planned Parenthood board? Ahhhh... the glory of the pre-Reagan days.


~Krista~

[strandinthewind]

Originally posted by GypsySorcerer
Now, Now.... Believe you me, I have fabulous sex.

And I know that you are aware that there are some pro-choice Republicans, myself included. (Olympia Snowe, John McCain, hell Gerald Ford.) And remember when Bush, Sr. served on the Planned Parenthood board? Ahhhh... the glory of the pre-Reagan days.


~Krista~

I do seem to remember that. The bottom line for me is they ALL will say just about anything to get elected.

[Mad4stevie]

Originally posted by dissention
Also...

Republicans:

Toby Keith
No good sex
Coultergeist (Ann Coulter)
Almost no welfare programs
No safe-sex education in schools, only abstinence
Fox News
Jewish blood money in large trusts
Bad comb-overs

Democrats:

Barbra Streisand
Fabulous sex
Michael Moore
Tons of welfare programs
Safe-sex education
CNN
Welfare checks in local bank accounts
Neatly coiffed 'do's

Yeah - where did the "no good sex" come from?

I would be interested in hearing your opinion on this one . . .

[Johnny Stew]

Originally posted by Mad4stevie
Yeah - where did the "no good sex" come from?

I would be interested in hearing your opinion on this one . . .

I *think* that notion comes from the standard Christian ideal that sex should only be between a married heterosexual couple, and only ever in the missionary position... or else it's immoral.

And since conservative/Republican politicians make a concerted effort to always push Christian family values, it's not entirely implausible for one to assume that they're not going to be making good use of the Kama Sutra any time soon! Otherwise, they'd look like hypocrites!

[sara1998]

Originally posted by Johnny Stew
and only ever in the missionary position... or else it's immoral.

If that's the case, I'm a born Democrat! LMAO!!!!

Maria

[Mad4stevie]

Originally posted by Johnny Stew
I *think* that notion comes from the standard Christian ideal that sex should only be between a married heterosexual couple, and only ever in the missionary position... or else it's immoral.

And since conservative/Republican politicians make a concerted effort to always push Christian family values, it's not entirely implausible for one to assume that they're not going to be making good use of the Kama Sutra any time soon! Otherwise, they'd look like hypocrites!

Hummmm - I grew up in a "christian" home and, trust me, based on the books I found under my parent's bed about the karma sutra, I don't know if this assertion applies!

[strandinthewind]

Originally posted by Mad4stevie
Hummmm - I grew up in a "christian" home and, trust me, based on the books I found under my parent's bed about the karma sutra, I don't know if this assertion applies!

Actually, that far right winger Anne Coulter performed a study that indicated Republicans have better sex. She provided what she thought was empirical evidence. So, there you have it.

[gldstwmn]

Originally posted by dissention
Also...

Republicans:

Toby Keith
No good sex
Coultergeist (Ann Coulter)
Almost no welfare programs
No safe-sex education in schools, only abstinence
Fox News
Jewish blood money in large trusts
Bad comb-overs

Democrats:

Barbra Streisand
Fabulous sex
Michael Moore
Tons of welfare programs
Safe-sex education
CNN
Welfare checks in local bank accounts
Neatly coiffed 'do's

LMAO!

[dissention]

Originally posted by GypsySorcerer
And I know that you are aware that there are some pro-choice Republicans, myself included. (Olympia Snowe, John McCain, hell Gerald Ford.) And remember when Bush, Sr. served on the Planned Parenthood board? Ahhhh... the glory of the pre-Reagan days.

I never understood why he was on that board when he was pro-life. Babs Bush is the one that is pro-choice.

[dissention]

Originally posted by strandinthewind


Actually, that far right winger Anne Coulter performed a study that indicated Republicans have better sex. She provided what she thought was empirical evidence. So, there you have it.

No, it was supposedly Newsweek that did it back in '90 and they found that only devouts from the Bible belt have fantastic sex.

Somehow, I don't buy it...

What I meant by no good sex was what Johnny said: only missionary. Also, under sodomy laws that are still on the books and demanded by the right-wingers, that means no oral sex, folks...I'm still astounded they didn't try to bust Monica for sodomy (Virginia has a law against it...).

[strandinthewind]

Originally posted by dissention
I never understood why he was on that board when he was pro-life. Babs Bush is the one that is pro-choice.

All of the first ladies have been since Nancy R. (who I submit was the end of that generation) Even Laura B. is.

[strandinthewind]

Originally posted by dissention
No, it was supposedly Newsweek that did it back in '90 and they found that only devouts from the Bible belt have fantastic sex.

Somehow, I don't buy it...

What I meant by no good sex was what Johnny said: only missionary. Also, under sodomy laws that are still on the books and demanded by the right-wingers, that means no oral sex, folks...I'm still astounded they didn't try to bust Monica for sodomy (Virginia has a law against it...).

Also, lest we forget Leviticus' (Ch. 15) prohibition of sex while for seven days after menstrating under possible penalty of Death. I am sure they all wait for that. Moreover, (Leviticus 15:29) "[a]nd on the eighth day she shall take unto her two turtles, or two young pigeons, and bring them unto the priest, to the door of the tabernacle of the congregation." I am sure that happens - haven't you seen all of the pigeons around the big city churches "laugh: Finally, the same Chapter dictates that a man who copulates with a woman while she is mentruating, must sep. himself for seven days. Yea right

Also, please procced directly to the gas chamber if these rules are not followed because after all the same chapter says God hates homosexual acts and THAT certainly must be true. Let's not pick and choose people