Stevie's outfit on Leno

[dissention]

Sung to the tune of "Outside the Rain"

Outside her dressing room
Her heart skips a beat
Well, she is lonely
Called Joan Rivers' fashion victim of the week
Without that dress she feels so lonely

Looking at my dress, for a very long time
Long enough to know
Good fashion is a phrase- I've been trying to find it
But words don't matter
Only what Margi sews together

Maybe it's only a dream
I don't want to feel new fabric
Well, it's one more nail- in my coffin
I sooooo believe that

So, she's still lonely
She says that it feels like forever
Maybe you never knew her
Maybe you thought that she'd never
Change her dress- but she's changing it
Her fans were wrong

But, oh how it feels like dying!
No dress so ugly is that hard to find
Just go shopping at JC Penneys
'Cuz she's tired of trying
'Cuz she's tired of trying

Look in my eyes
Touch my polyester
Baby, there's no one
That could ever replace my black moo-moo

Good fashion is a phrase- some entertain it
If you find it, bow down and thank God!

Oooooooh, somebody said it to me "Outside my dressing room..."