I'm bored so I'll make a "Joke" thread!

[77Rumours77]

Ok, Its time to humour me! Somebody tell me some jokes. ANY JOKE! This is how bored I am. I'll start it off.....

I have kinda reworked it a bit to include Stevie and Lindsey!

Car crash


Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but, amazingly, neither of the singers is hurt. They get out and look at their cars. There's nothing left, and we are unhurt. Lindsey says "This must be a sign from the Gods. They must have meant that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days and make and album."

Stevie replies, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from the Gods."

Lindsey continues, "And look at this. Here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of Mogen David wine didn't break. Surely the Gods wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then he hands the bottle to the Stevie. Stevie agrees, takes a few big swigs, and hands the bottle back to Lindsey. Lindsey takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap on, and hands it back to the priest.

Stevie asks, "Aren't you having any?"

Lindsey replies, "No...I think I'll wait for the police."

Yea this is kinda tacky but I thought it could start the thread!