Unconventional Hotties, What Say Ye?

cliffdweller · #1 03-23-2006, 11:28 AM

Okay, inspired by The Tower's Keith Olbermann thread

, I'd like to start my own list of hotties that are unconventionally attractive to most people.

First of all, Stephen Colbert. I don't know why, I don't know how, but he is hot! It might be the nerdy glasses (always had a Clark Kent fascination) the suit, the cute as hell sly smile, the brilliant humor, okay it's all of it. He's awesome. I'm thinking of ditching my husband and running away with him. I know he's married too, but who cares

You know, maybe it's just the Daily Show 'cause I also have a thing for Jon Stewart AND Steve Carrell too! Those guys are so amazingly funny and sharp, who couldn't love 'em?

I also just have a thing for smart guys with good senses of humor. I hate to admit it (in a public forum no less) but I have a secret crush on one of my husband's friends who is the most unconventionally attractive guy ever but he's so damn intelligent and funny! And it's the kind of sense of humor I have...dry, a bit on the sarcatic side, that only fellow smart asses like us can truly appreciate. Anyway, I'm sure I've divulged too much, so I'll stop there

So who do ya'll find attractive that are unconventionally so?

strandinthewind · #2 03-23-2006, 11:29 AM

Anthony Hopkins - one word "CLARICE"

Richard B · #3 03-23-2006, 11:40 AM

Laura San Giacomo - short, curvy, gap in her front teeth, ample breasts.

Alice Krige - that voice, those dark eyes and her sexy long hair.

Tracey Ullman - Funny is downright sexy. With her gift of mimicry, you never know what you get in bed. Grrr.

Anjelica Houston - Older one...but something about her makes me randy. Especially in The Grifters and The Man From Ellysian Fields. I love her voice too.

cliffdweller · #4 03-23-2006, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Richard B

Anjelica Houston - Older one...but something about her makes me randy. Especially in The Grifters and The Man From Ellysian Fields. I love her voice too.

Anjelica Houson IS hot! I thought she was stunning in The Life Aquatic, I think her sexiness mainly manifests itself in the way she carries herself and the way she talks, so yes, her voice is very sexy.

wondergirl9847 · #5 03-23-2006, 11:59 AM

I think they are both cute. Love The Office and The Colbert Report.

Loved them on The Daily Show when they did Even Stevphens.

I can't think of anyone right this second.

cliffdweller · #6 03-23-2006, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by wondergirl9847

I think they are both cute. Love The Office and The Colbert Report.

Loved them on The Daily Show when they did Even Stevphens.

Yup.

I think The 40 Year Old Virgin sealed my Carrell crush. He is so adorable! And he seems like the nicest guy. Doesn't hurt that he's funny as hell either.

Richard B · #7 03-23-2006, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by cliffdweller

Anjelica Houson IS hot! I thought she was stunning in The Life Aquatic, I think her sexiness mainly manifests itself in the way she carries herself and the way she talks, so yes, her voice is very sexy.

And morbidly delicious as Morticia! (I miss Raul Julia).

Loved heras well in The Perez Family, Prizzi's Honor, Enemies, A Love Story, Royal Tennenbaums and Manhattan Murder Mystery.

I think the list goes on and on and on.

Sahara · #8 03-23-2006, 02:42 PM

Roland Orzabal. When his hair is straight. Otherwise...

amber · #9 03-24-2006, 02:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Richard B

Anjelica Houston - Older one...but something about her makes me randy. Especially in The Grifters and The Man From Ellysian Fields. I love her voice too.

It's her Canceriness.

If anyone finds Meryl hot, too (she's an unconventional beauty if I ever saw one, though not my taste) it's also because of her Canceriness.

John Cusack? I agree - also add Canceriness.

Richard B · #12 03-24-2006, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by ragandbone

splain please.
As a Cancer I would like to know what extra arsenal I have in my astrological sign.
Have you seen "A Walk with Love and Death", from 1969, and directed by her father? It isn't a great film, but she is so young, and really beautiful in it.

Yeah Meryl is über-sexy. She was gorgeous as a no nonsense lesbian in Manhattan.

I found her heartbreakingly beautiful in Sophie's Choice.

cliffdweller · #13 03-23-2006, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by strandinthewind

Anthony Hopkins - one word "CLARICE"

You're f*cking kidding me. Are you serious? That scares the hell out of me!

Janet · #14 03-23-2006, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by strandinthewind

Anthony Hopkins - one word "CLARICE"

I totally used to fantasize about becoming his girlfriend when I was in HIGH SCHOOL. He is seriously 50 years older than I am. I don't know what was wrong with me. I really fell in love the with the movie Shadowlands and I wanted to just have some affair with him.

LOL

strandinthewind · #15 03-23-2006, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Janet

I totally used to fantasize about becoming his girlfriend when I was in HIGH SCHOOL. He is seriously 50 years older than I am. I don't know what was wrong with me. I really fell in love the with the movie Shadowlands and I wanted to just have some affair with him.

LOL

You do realize this means we either have to get stoned or drunk on tequila and discuss this at some point