Fleetwood Mac Big brother 2

[golddustdragon]

If you want to see the first one, here it is: FM Big brother 1


Day 1 at the Big Brother house. The housemates are...

Lindsey Buckingham-Guitarist extraordinare and father of 3. Hobbies include being holed up in home studio and still not coming out with a solo record, taming his hair, and eating lots of Wheat thins.

Stevie Nicks-Singer and Wiccan wannabe (hey now!). Hobbies include collecting dolls, writing very obscure journal entries, and driving Lindsey up the wall.

Christine McVie-Keyboardist and reluctant participant. Hobbies include collecting antiques, "drawing", and making solo albums that don't chart.

John McVie-Bassist and father of one. Hobbies include sailing, playing soccer and keeping his head.

Mick Fleetwood-Drummer and venal idiot. Hobbies include making up stories about the band, rambling on and on like a senator, and wine making.

Rick Vito-Guitarist and reluctant participant. Hobbies now include (after the first BB) tae kwan do, ai ki do and kung fu

Billy Burnette-Oops, sorry. He is deceased.

Bekka Bramlett-Singer and love sick puppy. Hobbies now include trying to win over Lindsey

Peter Green-Guitarist extraordinare. Hobbies include being infatuated with female Ledgies from England.

Danny Kirwan-Guitarist. Don't know what his hobbies are

The day begins...

2:09 pm-Band arrives at BB house. Lindsey is pulled aside by a secret service type person and patted down. "Not taking any chances are you Rick?" quips Chris. "Nope. No more being the punching bag of Whackingham here" he replies with a smile.

2:12 pm-Danny goes to his room and basically stays there all day. Stevie, still scared from the last time, lets Lindsey have the room with the biggest bed. Chris gets a room next to John's. Mick has a array of sharpened drum sticks in his room for self defense. Danny and Peter always carry a guitar in case something happens. All except Bekka are scared s***tless of Lindsey.

2:30 pm-Lindsey comes down with his Chet Atkins model. At the sight of this, Rick screams like a girl. Everyone looks. "Dude, relax. It's just a guitar" Lindsey says. Rick backs away slowly, then runs to the garden. His bodyguard follows. Lindsey just goes upstairs. Mick starts humming, guess what, "Running through the garden". The ice is broken when John coins a new name "The Gibsonator". All laugh.

2:43 pm-Bekka comes into the newly minted Gibsonator's room. "I don't find you that scary" she says. Lindsey feels inspired after that comment and he starts playing "Don't let me down again". The sound of Buckingham Bramlett sounds very familiar, especially to an increasingly jealous you-know-who.

2:46 pm-Stevie storms into the room shouting "Bitch, that's my song". Catfight ensues as Bekka is chased out of the room into the streets. All the others follow. "You don't even sound like me!" Stevie shouts. Bekka reaches the fence that leads to the garden. She barely climbes over in time. "One way or another. I'm going to find you. I'm gonna get you, get you, get you, get you" says Stevie. Peter says "That's not your song". Stevie, with looks that could kill, fixes on her new target, and bolts after him.


to be continued...

[golddustdragon]

No one volunteered. Okay, I'll continue...

2:49 pm-Turns out, not everyone went out to see the showdown between Stevie and Bekka. Christine has been cooking an Italian meal all this while, so when Stevie is chasing Peter, she smells the meal and forgets what the heck she was doing. She doesn't even care if the pasta is all carbos. The others come in and are quite relieved. All goes quiet for a while.

3:06 pm-Lunch is ready. Everyone eats without incident. After all, food is the greatest pacifier.

3:08 pm-Stevie finds out that pasta is all carbohydrates. Everyone braces for the worst...

to be continued...

[golddustdragon]

3:09 pm-Nothing happened. Nothing can ever beat a tasty meal. With that, Christine serves some tiramisu, which is also carbohydrates (what do you think sugar is).

3:10 pm-John remarks to Mick "I don't think we have to fear Linds now".

3:33 pm-Lindsey goes to the living room to watch TV. Unfortunately Rick is watching a tae kwan do video and his bodyguard is blocking Lindsey. "Geez louis man" he says, "I'm not that bad". "You killed Billy and nearly killed me" Rick replies. Frustrated, Lindsey gives up and goes to his room. "Weird" Rick says, "he didn't even seem to burst".

3:35 pm-Unbeknownst to everyone, including Big Brother, he found a creative way to sneak a lot of Wheat thins. No wonder he seems so calm about being banned from the TV by Rick's bodyguard. He takes a box of Wheat thins and opens them

3:37 pm-Bekka once again enters Lindsey's room. "Not now" he says, "Remember, Stevie nearly killed you". Bekka doesn't give a damn. Still, "This is way too inappropriate. I'm married. Please go" begs Lindsey.

3:38 pm-Christine knocks on the door. Bekka takes his banjo, strapped on his back and smashes the door and the banjo to pieces. A stunned Christine stands before her. She is pushed aside violently by Bekka as she storms out of the room. Christine starts laughing madly for no apparent reason.

3:57 pm-Christine has been going insane for about 20 minutes. It has gone unnoticed till now because well, everyone in the group has gone insane at some time in their life. However, John checks it out because he can't even concentrate on the biography of Adolf Hitler

3:58 pm-Chris' insane laughter has degenerated into a full fledged nervous breakdown. She goes on about regretting her decision to join the band, regretting her decision to marry him and her decision to marry Eddy, and then goes on to insulting John, calling him a cruel bastard among other things. Poor John doesn't know if it's part of the breakdown or if it's real.

4:00 pm-It's the last straw for the stable one of the group. He just decides to walk away and leave Chris cold. She pauses from her rant and says she didn't mean it. "Well I ****ing hope so" he mutters as he leaves the room.

4:26 pm-John comes out of his room after thinking about what both of them said. He goes to the Big Brother room. "I know it's early to get someone evicted but this is bloody urgent. I think Christine needs to leave for her own good. She's going mad".

5:00 pm-Danny and Peter have a little jam session in the backyard. Peter asks Rick to join but he is busy practicing his ai ki do with his bodyguard.

5:06 pm-Mick has been on the computer all this while. He joined The Ledge board under the name...

to be continued

[golddustdragon]

I guess sequels are hard to do...

Anyway, Mick Fleetwood has joined the Ledge under the name... brown_eyes. He couldn't think of anything else

5:10 pm-Mick has been voting for himself on the survivor threads, even if he isn't on the list.

5:12 pm-Lindsey notices Rick is outside so now he gets the TV. The show Vh1 live requests is on. Someone requests Trouble. His face lights up. Then, just when the video starts, the TV goes out. There is yelling outside. Lindsey goes to check it out.

5:13 pm-Danny and Peter have been yelling at the roof. Turns out Christine is on it. She dismantled the satellite and is saying something incoherant about wanting to fly into space with the satellite. John rushes out with a ladder. "Chris, I'm coming for you!"

5:16 pm-John manages to get onto the roof, even if the ladder wasn't tall enough. Christine throws the satellite, thankfully missing John, and it ends up in the jacuzzi. John subdues her and calms her down. He carries her down the ladder, safely.

5:24 pm-Stevie decides to make dinner now that Christine is unable to. Let's see how that goes...

7:40 pm-All has been quiet in the house except the kitchen. Stevie has made an Indian dinner. Well, actually she tried to make saffron rice with chicken vindaloo but ended up using Bombay Saphire as her main, actually only, ingredient because she confused the words saffron and saphire. The others gather to eat this mush of Bombay Saphire rice. Bekka gets sick from it and pukes.

8:01 pm-After her 3rd or 4th puke, Bekka comes into Lindsey's room crying. "That damn witch. She tried to kill me. Oh Lindsey, I fear the worst for us". She starts crying into Lindsey's shoulder. Lindsey tries to gently shrug her off but to no avail. She says, "Is it wrong to love a man that she's given up". He mutters "It's wrong to commit adultery". She starts to unbutton his shirt. They're braced to do some serious smooching when the thump of platform boots are heard. Uh oh...

8:02 pm-Stevie enters the room. Only Lindsey is in the room. Bekka hid under the bed. Stevie and Linds go on to talk about obscure things that only potheads can understand.

8:45 pm-Mick has been browsing all the Q and A's on The Penguin he reaches John's. He reaches a question posed by someone named Maya. It's about being too old for Fleetwood Mac. It says at the end "After all, it would be ridiculous to see you on stage with walkers, false teeth and the usual old age apparatus". He gets angry like Lindsey Buckingham usually does. He then goes on with a mad rant, shouting throughout the house. "Fleetwood Mac is never old. We will never ever reach the walker phase and even if we do, we will truck on like old days. We'll never falter. LONG LIVE THE MAC!!!!".

8:47 pm-John shouts from his room, "You read the walker question, did you?".

9:24 pm-John has been in his room, thinking about an escape plan for Christine. He draws it out on a piece of paper for her. He goes to her room to help her out. "John, I'm sorry for the things I said" she says. He doesn't care. All he cares about is her sanity. They discuss the plan. They set the escape time at midnight

9:30 pm-With all their senses numbed from the Bombay Saphire meal, everyone except Mick calls it a day and goes to bed.

9:35 pm-Mick now joins a board called the Legboard. Same name. He also joins Burnish.net, but discovers no one posts there anymore. Finally, Mick gets tired and decides to go to bed. He is very impressed with how The Penguin is layed out. Maybe he'll take a hint and use it for his fanclub site.

12:00-Escape time for Christine. The McVies sneak out of the house. With some rope, she scales the fence and gets out to safety. The escape goes fine, but later...

12:03 am-Rick has sleepwalked into the backyard. Suddenly he starts to sleep-Cato after John. John manages to avoid him and goes back to his room unscathed. The others wake up to Rick's noise making but John is in bed.

12:12 am-Rick is woken up and taken back to his room by his bodyguard. All go back to sleep.

to be continued...

[HomerMcvie]

I thought it might be obvious.

[golddustdragon]

Well, now I just don't care if anyone joins. I still want to do this. I really liked the first one and it would be funny to have anyone to see what this nutty band is up to.