The Official Helen Mirren is Pretty Hot Thread

[goldustsongbird]

She's a sexy dame, amiright?

[danax6]

I'd do her.

(if she looked more like George Clooney)

[xdreamsunwindx]

She may be old, and I may not swing that way, but I'd do her. Me & the bf were watching the Oscars, and we both agreed that Helen Mirren is one sexy bitch. Her dress was gorgeous, too.

[michelle2677]

Originally Posted by goldustsongbird

She's a sexy dame, amiright?

well. I wouldnt go thaaaat far. But she is stunning, yes

[ontheEdgeof17]

Tally ho, dear chap!

[goldustsongbird]

Originally Posted by xdreamsunwindx

She may be old, and I may not swing that way, but I'd do her. Me & the bf were watching the Oscars, and we both agreed that Helen Mirren is one sexy bitch. Her dress was gorgeous, too.

Seriously! I want to hang out with her. She is just that awesome.

Originally Posted by michelle2677

well. I wouldnt go thaaaat far. But she is stunning, yes

Why not?

Originally Posted by ontheEdgeof17

Tally ho, dear chap!

That's what I'm talkin' about.

[DrummerDeanna]

She's beautiful but my brit vote goes to Kate (Winslet).

[xdreamsunwindx]

Originally Posted by DrummerDeanna

She's beautiful but my brit vote goes to Kate (Winslet).

Dammit, Deanna, I was feeling special for a minute there.

No, I agree, Miss Winslet is quite a fox. She's just so pretty. It's not fair, really.

[carrie721]

fukc yes. she's a grandma ILF.

[sparky]

She's interesting. I don't know that I find her stunning, but she is a regal and, (not meant in a bad way) handsome woman. Real presence.

[carrie721]

Originally Posted by sparky

She's interesting. I don't know that I find her stunning, but she is a regal and, (not meant in a bad way) handsome woman. Real presence.

i think presence is a huge factor in deciding hotness. she is very commanding, and that offers a more holistic hotness than physicality alone.

[sparky]

Originally Posted by carrie721

i think presence is a huge factor in deciding hotness. she is very commanding, and that offers a more holistic hotness than physicality alone.

Agreed. And that bolded phrase sounds like a beauty line for sale in the cosmetics aisle of Whole Paycheck.

[carrie721]

Originally Posted by sparky

Agreed. And that bolded phrase sounds like a beauty line for sale in the cosmetics aisle of Whole Paycheck.

omg. it does. i'm so disgusted with myself.

our patchouli-scented olive oil & oatmeal body bar will release you from the shackles of modern-day beauty expectations ...

[sparky]

Originally Posted by carrie721

omg. it does. i'm so disgusted with myself.

our patchouli-scented olive oil & oatmeal body bar will release you from the shackles of modern-day beauty expectations ...

"Try our Lavender and Chamomile spa solution. Rub on your face and neck in the bath or out, and feel the strain and ensuing hypertension of the day's battles literally erased from your delicate psyche. Use with or without our Loofah of Love."

[carrie721]

Originally Posted by sparky

"Try our Lavender and Chamomile spa solution. Rub on your face and neck in the bath or out, and feel the strain and ensuing hypertension of the day's battles literally erased from your delicate psyche. Use with or without our Loofah of Love."

you kill me.

i just reread it. i can't compete. you perfectly captured the modern-day hippie's attitude toward society. "hypertension of the day's battles" ... "psyche" ...