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Originally Posted by elle
You probably won’t be able to get your question in because Mick seems to be half deaf
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And lo, a new theory emerges:
Lindsey was fired due to a series of age-related miscommunications!
LB: Dammit Mick, I want to perform new material.
MF: (straining to hear) You want to prolong the inevitable? You mean, delay the tour?
LB: No! I'm saying it's all about new songs!
MF: (vacant expression; turns to John) What did he say?
JM: (shrugs forlornly) I haven't heard anything below 98 dB since Kiln House. (mutters to self) It's how I've put up with this nightmare for the past 48 years!
LB: Well, at least let me do some solo gigs--just small venues in between the arena shows.
MF: (cups hand to ear) Let you do Scottish jigs?! That's it, I've heard just about enough of your outrageous demands! You want more revenues for your leaner nose?! Right, that does it--Lindsey, you're fired!