[singertobe]

Originally Posted by iamnotafraid

Lindsey's dog walks in to a Western Union Telegraph Office.
Upon arrival...

Clerk - Okay, what do you want your telegram to read?

Dog - Woof, woof, woof. Woof, woof, woof. Woof, woof, woof.

Clerk - Oh, I noticed you have only nine words. Do you want to put in an extra woof, like it's for free?

Dog - No! That wouldn't make any sense.

I don't get it...