[strandinthewind]

Originally posted by dissention
My pleasure! LMAO! My best yet:

Don' t take me to the Salvation Army
And make me give my black dress away
It was I who committed crimes against fashion
And the boos and groans like shattering glass went past me
Like a tunnel to Penney's

And I who went went to sleep in my mob widow moo-moo
Woke up with it gone and only my ghost white ass remains
I close my eyes and travel back
To the time when my fears went fading fast
And the words my dress spoke to me I'll never forget
"Slip me on along with big shoulderpads; it'll make the waist look slimmer"
As I slipped into fashion victim lists

Goodbye black dress
I hope your threads aren't broken
Don't forget the times we spent, my sweat plastering you to my back
Yes I was outspoken
"My dress will be with me all of the time"
I'll wear you again one day

And I who went to sleep in tears
Woke up in cold sweats for all of the years
And I who never, never said goodbye to my thrift-store threads
As I slipped into the grips of the fashion police

Goodbye funeral dress
I hope your breast still glitters
Don't forget the smell of my Atkins diet breath
Yes I was outspoken
"My dress is like my third ass cheek"
You'll be back there one day

Oops!!!!!!! LOL