There are three guys riding in an air plane. One has an apple, the second has an orange and the third guy has a gernade.
The first guy bites his apple and throws it out the plane.
The second guy bites his orange and throws it out the plane.
The third guy bites the pin off and throws it out the plane.
They land a half an hour later and start back tracking down the road.
They see this girl crying and they ask her what happend.
The little girl says "I was walking and an apple hit me in the head."
They look at each other and keep walking. Then they come to a little boy and ask him why hes crying.
The little boy says "I was walking and an orange hit me in the head."
They, again, look at each other and leave. Then they see an old lady laughing.
They ask her why are you laughing.
The old lady says "I farted and my house blew up."
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"A duck walked into my kitchen this morning."
-Christine McVie
"Being in this band really f**** up relationships with chicks."
-Lindsey Buckingham
"Lindsey and I were as close to married as I'll probably ever be. I took care of him, I cooked for him, I ironed his jeans, I adored him."
-Stevie Nicks
"Quite frankly, I think I can presume on Stevie's behalf that she wasn't too sad seeing Lindsey go."
-Mick Fleetwood
"I play bass."
-John McVie.
I love this band. 
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