That was awesome, David.
"The Victorians delicately referred to her as "La Grande Horizontele."
"Homicidal temper; carried a whip. One of the most outrageous women of her time."
"So did her temper. When a man annoyed her, she typically would slash him across the face with the whip she always carried. On one occasion when a lover proved to be disappointing, she fired her pistol at the luckless romeo as he dodged ricocheting bullets while escaping down the street with his pants around his knees. But, on first meeting, she was charming, very charming"
Nice.
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