OMG..that was hilarious!!! I also despise public restrooms because of the lack of privacy...and I've never like the like 5inch cracks between the door etc lol....
But...at my work we've got the ultimate Uncle Ted...this chick naps everyday in the bathroom..on a little sofa thing, the nap comes after she spends time in front of the mirror, then sits down to eat her snack..then she naps...I can't stand her....