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Originally Posted by BTFLCHLD
Jesse replied, "I have some special fluid that you can drink and it makes it all better ...."
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How old is he? 13? If a grown-ass man ever said something like that to me not in jest (perhaps even if he said it in jest), I would punch him in the neck, not engage in his extra-marital affair.
In other news, my son just announced to me, "MOM. A mole fell out of my mouth!"
"...wat."
"A mole. Look!"
And he holds out his hand, and lo, there is a molar on his palm. Oh. A MOLAR.
I was thinking small brown rodent with funny nose at first. Glad this turned out not to be the case.
PS - Hee hee, Jannie.