[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by dissention
Just do what I do: scream at the top of your lungs for them to shut up and if they don't, make just as much noise.

I live directly across the street from the turnpike and a gas station, so there are always inconsiderate asses making noise. Last summer, I was getting wicked pissed at these people across the street who were screaming and whistling like they had just seen a hooker for the first time. I yelled "Shut the f*ck up!" because it was after one in the morning, and they got into their car and drove right over to the end of my driveway. They threw their trash on my driveway, so I grabbed a piece of fruit from the kitchen table and chucked it right at their car. I hope there was a dent.

My apologies. I couldn't find a trashcan, and I was a little excited at seeing my first hooker.
Thanks for the peach.

- Jake