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Old 12-09-2010, 02:02 AM
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Originally Posted by HomerMcvie View Post
Haha, I've done this, more than once. I garden, and make my own salsa, almost daily, so yes, it's very important to remember, that cutting jalapenos was the last thing you did!
One time my neck was sore, so I put some Icy Hot on it. I the proceeded to use the restroom

-Grooming habits... down there? Trimmed
-Tampons or pads? Both! At the same time!
-Lights on or off? Off
-Top or bottom? Top
-Floaters or sinkers? Does anyone always only have one of the two? I certainly don't! Or is this a preference question? If so, then in the words of Stevie, "all the same, all the same, all the same, RHIANNON!"

Also, for a little more TMI, as most of you know, I'm a type one diabetic which provides for many embarrassing situations during frisky moments. Nothing like getting a girls leg wrapped up in your insulin pump tubing and ripping it out or being half naked and having to ask, "Uh, do you have any juice? My blood sugar is low." Talk about buzz kill.
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Last edited by APerfectLie; 12-09-2010 at 03:39 AM..