I'd be curious to know which songs they feel would make for a good tampon commercial...
I somehow doubt Tori would approve, though (warning, contains language):
As an aside, I just spent 5 minutes typing out bastardized versions of Tori lyrics that could work as tampon commercial slogans, but decided to delete them, for they were completely uncouth, and I would prefer you all not know exactly how demented I am at 5 AM when I haven't slept yet.