Please God let me die before I become some toothless old man sitting on a crapper trying to think of clever ways of calling a woman a cow without actually saying it so people don't realize I'm a hideous sexist pig. And please God let me die before I become someone who actually thinks Fleetwood Mac is still an actual band and therefore should spend every waking hour posting on a message board being all butt hurt that Stevie Nicks doesn't want to add some tracks to an album she doesn't give a **** about because she's almost 70 years old and she wants to do whatever she wants.
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