Do you guys have any idea how hard it is for me to narrow my last two day's haul down into one or two posts?
First up, the stuff you really
"How many times do I have to tell you? I'm getting older, too!"
"So, what do you think. Too much foundation?"
"What, me do coke? Never!"
"Not only am I Sister of the Boob, I'm the Queen of the Boob as well!"
And now for a bunch of other stuff I dug up:
"I'm too sexy for my arms..."
"Hey there, big fella!"
30 foot Lori watches in horror as 50 foot Stevie crushes the audience:
Stevie was unsurprisingly shocked when the ghost of Janis Joplin stuck a tuning fork up her rear end:
"Oh, I am one red-hot Grandma!"