I'd finance and book my first stand-up/musical tour.
Then, I'd donate half of what's left to PETA and the AIDS Foundation.
I would buy a nice, shingled cottage by the sea and a luxurious condo in Beverly Hills.
I'd buy tons of Mac/Stevie **** and marvel at what I bought.
Last but not least, I'd spend a few years in Paris and a few years in Italy, then round it off with a few years in Britain.
Oh, and I'd take all of you fine folks out for a drink and pay the Mac to put on a private show for us and I'd give Chris a ****load of lolly if she'd join them for us.
