Come on Ethan. How many times are you going to mention this? It is never going to happen. Stevie is not going to see your videos or online pleas and she is not goin to call you out of he blue to join her band. You may have talent (I can't tell from listening to you play along with the song), but she is not going to hire some unknown kid. She has an established band and has worked with the same musicians for years. If you want to get in the business, you have to work for it. Play in a band, get your music out there, audition. I'm sure you know this, right? You're a music major, aren't you?
Most people here would love to join Stevie on tour in some capacity and some people might express their far fetched dreams on occasion. But not over and over again as if talking about it incessantly will make it happen.
I don't even know why I wasted my time responding to this. Nothing ever changes.