I love Judge Judy!! I love the way she nails stupid people to the wall who try to pull crap over on her.
Here's some Judy gems:
"Sir, on my worst day I'm smarter than you on your best day!"
"You come to court, you bring your paperwork sir; where did you think you were coming today, the dry cleaners?!"
"Sir, don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining, sit down!"
"Outrageous!" "Sir, are you on some kind of stimulants?, and you seem to be drinking a lot of water...is there some reason you are so thirsty or is it my imagination?!"
