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Originally Posted by Lux
So I just wanted to vent. I have this problem with homocide. I've tried to repress the lust for human blood but I just can't seem to control it. I do all the breathing exercises but it's too tempting. I was wondering how you guys could help me.
I'm also looking for compliments. Please help me guys, I know you all love me here.
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Wear gloves and a rain jacket to prevent any splattering of blood on your lovely apparel. If you need to get rid of the bodies, try baking some meat pies.
As for a compliment, your post was almost impeccable; it was your misspelling of the word "homicide" that prevented it from achieving perfection.