wanted to piss 'em off/annoy 'em she should have broke into the South Park classic "Kyle's Mom Is A Bitch", But substitute Kyle's Mom with either those Vegas folk in attendance, The Aladdin staff or even better The Shrub..."Barbara's son is a Bitch, The biggest bitch..."
Personally I would have pulled a George Carlin and pull out the ol' long ass scroll that lists any/every curse word you can ever imagine