This is funny. I am not single, but I live alone so I have all kinds of single behaviors I may never be able to give up. The main thing is talking to myself. I have complete conversations with myself all the time, and also sing song parodies out loud. The blackdress parodies I have posted are second nature. There are parts of songs that one of my parrots has learned from me constantly singing them.
There are other single behaviors that might be appropriate to discuss on SITC but not here !
There is also just living alone behavior. Over the holidays my houseguest told at me one morning "You and your boyfriend really need to get dressed before breakfast and pee with the door shut. Have you forgotten this house is all windows ?"
Poor girl. She's pretty much seen it all now.
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