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Originally posted by dissention
...of Bennifer. I know it's going to be hard to get over this split, but I am certain we will all persevere. It may take lots of strength to emerge from your beds in the morning, but I have faith in us all.
And now, the end is here;
And so we face the last tabloid story.
My friends, I’ll say it clear,
I'll mourn this loss, of which I’m certain.
They shared a life that was full.
They bombed every movie theatre;
But more, much more than this,
They did it the Bennifer way.
Regrets, they have none for you;
But then again, no reason for a Gigli mention.
They did what they had to do
And saw it through with low box office...estimations.
They planned each charted course;
Each careful step along California thruway,
But more, much more than this,
They did it the celebrity way.
Yes, there were times, I’m sure you knew
When Affleck shot down J. Ho's diva-tude.
But through it all, when there was doubt,
They ate it up and spit it out.
They faced it all and but never stood very tall;
They did it their way.
We've loved, we've laughed and cried.
We've had our fill; our share of heckling.
And now, as that ugly match-up subsides,
We find it all so amusing.
To think they didn't do much at all;
Except cheat us out of money,
No, oh no not them,
They did it the Hollywood way.
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And when he walked out on Jen
After such a dull year
He looked up and saw her
He was standing with that blank face
She was hanging out of Greendress
Everything was the same
Except her acting was transparent
In that very moment
Ben and Jen were silent
So we might all read real news
For the first time in years
Everyone was smiling
Since the break-up was apparent
And her dress was tight and slinky
With the weight of her rear
And then I see Gigli videos packed on shelves in the store
Not showing any talent
And the couple is no more
- Jake